Robert The Tarantula (2/2)

Jongdae ate his soup quietly. Well, he couldn't talk or anything and the only thing he could do was to eat. Soooooooo yeah. When he was about to finish his last spoon of the disgusting mushroom soup, he noticed something black creep on Kris's back. Leaning more against the backrest to get a clearer sight, he saw a giant spider on Kris's back. He poked on Kris's arm.

"Yes, Jongdae-yah?" Kris turned his head towards him.

'You have Robert on your back.' Jongdae mouthed to him and pointed to him.

"Me?" Kris blinked his eyes in confusion. "Jongin-ah, can you please translate."

"Hm?" Jongin looked up from his food. "What did you say, hyung?" he asked his cousin.

Jongdae pointed to Kris and mouthed 'He has Robert on his back.'

"Kris hyung is tall? We already know that." Jongin blinked.

Jongdae shook his head. 'Robert. Robert is on Kris.' he mouthed again. Jongin looked at him with a confused face. Damn, this was going to be hard.

"Kris hyung is muscular?"

'No.' he shook his head again. 'Look at his back.' he pointed to his back and then at Kris's.

"Your back hurts? And his too? Kris hyung's back hurts?"

Jongdae sighed and shook his head. 'He has Robert.' he mouthed slowly.

"He is ugly?"

That made Kris gasp.

Jongdae sighed again and shook his head. He fished up his phone and typed something before he pressed send. Jongin's phone rang and he checked what his cousin had written. With a poker face, he stared at Kris. "Hyung, you have a wart on your back." he read the text.

Kris's eyes widened in shock. "I do?"

Noooooo. Jongdae shook his head furiously. No. No. No. No. NO! Damn autocorrect! 'He has a mathafacking spider on his back, goddammit!' Jongdae mouthed/screamed quietly as he facepalmed.

"Kris hyung has a spider on his back?" Jongin frowned.

'YES!' Jongdae nodded. 'Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!'

Just then the spider crept up on top of Kris's head. Every one gasped in horror when they saw the spider. Slowly, they backed away while they still sat on their chairs. Kris sat still with an unreadable expression on his face. They didn't knew if he was mentally crying, screaming or dying. It maybe was all of them.

"IT'S ROBERT THE TARANTULA!" Baekhyun screamed and pointed to Kris. Screams echoed in the whole cafeteria and the students started to run around.

"AAAHHHHH!!!" every one screamed. The room was chaotic.

"Is Robert here?" Minhyuk shouted from across the cafeteria. He held a two meter long butterfly net in his hands.

"Over here!" Jongin shouted back and pointed to Kris's head.

"Calm down every one! I got this!" Minhyuk shouted and then ran towards Kris with the net in the air. "HAIYAA!!" he screamed as he catched Robert in the butterfly net, along with Kris's head. "Hahaha." Minhyuk laughed as he inspected the tarantula he just catched. "I finally got you, Robert." he smirked. He took out a box with small holes on the lid from his bag. Then he lifted up Robert and put him in the box. "Thank you for helping me to catch him." Minhyuk smiled to Kris.

"Uhh.. no problem." Kris blinked his eyes slowly.

"I'm going to bring Robert back to his owner now. Once again, thank you." he bowed to Kris before he ran away.

Baekhyun, Jongin and Sehun was gaping at what just happened. Lay laid his arms on their shoulders from behind and smiled a little. "Are you shocked?" he asked. The three boys nodded. "Things like this happens a lot. So you will get used to it." Lay chuckled and hugged Sehun and Jongin while he patted Baekhyun's shoulder because he couldn't reach him enough to hug him too.

"Please excuse me." Kris said and stood up before he started to walk away.

"Where are you going?" Sehun asked. Every one was now looking at Kris.

Kris turned around to them. "I'm going to the showers in the boys' changing room to wash my hair with lots of shampoo against head lice. And after that I will move to Australia." he answered.

"Spiders doesn't give people head lice." Jongin said with furrowed eyebrows.

"Who knows?" Kris shrugged. "Maybe it has rabies." he shrugged again. The others exchanged weird expressions with each other. Spiders have rabies? Who knows? "See ya' in class." Kris waved before he turned around and went out of the cafeteria.

"Shouldn't we tell him that they have more tarantulas and also poisonous snakes in Australia?" Lay asked.

Baekhyun and Jongdae shook their heads. "Nah. He will notice it when he gets there. Then he will move back to us." Baekhyun said. Jongdae nodded in agreement.

"Oh." Lay blinked his eyes. "Okay."  Oh. Mah. God.101 subscribers?! Seriously?! I can't believe it! You guys are really AWESOME! Thank you so much for subscribing to this story!^^Btw I have nothing against people with Robert as their name. It's a cool name actually. Hehe^^When Baekhyun shouted "It's Robert the tarantula!" I imagened him looking a little bit like this:Except the 'run' part... xD See ya'~! (~^3^)~ *chu*