Robert The Tarantula (1/2)
Every one in school noticed that something was off in this typical school day. No, it wasn't The Hunting Club who were screaming for their life when one member accidently let out his tarantula pet in their club room. No, it wasn't when the janitor fell asleep in the art room and later woke up with doodles on his face without him knowing. No, it wasn't the scratches and plasters on Jongin and Sehun's faces. It was something else beyond this.
Kim Jongdae wasn't talking.
Yes, talking. Every one knew how much the boy loves to talk and sing. Even the teachers noticed this odd thing. They got the news of him being mute for one week, so they made his friends look after him to make sure he won't try to talk, so he soon can sing like a bird again <s>and chatter like a crow</s>. And, of course, they look after him.
But who said it would be easy?
Nope, no one.
"Eat this soup now, hyung!" Jongin whined and tried for the forth time to swipe in the spoon, he held, inside his stubborn cousin's mouth. Jongdae made a face and shook his head before he sank his head deeper in his black muffler, covering his mouth and nose. Jongin sighed."I know you don't like mushroom soup but you need to eat it anyway." he said, or more like pleaded. "Please~!" a small pout formed on Jongin's lips.
Jongdae only stared at him with a blank face while blinking slowly. Then he shook his head again which made Jongin sigh in annoyance.
"That's not how you do it." Kris said and took the spoon away from Jongin. "This is how you do it." he raised the spoon up in the air before he cleared his throat. "Little Jongdae-yah~" Kris said with a soft but squeky voice, making Baekhyun, Lay and Sehun laugh. "look it's an airplane! Vroom vroom! It's flying straight towards your mouth. You better open it before the plane crash into you." he neared the spoon to the glaring Jongdae's mouth. "Say ahhhh~"
"We can tie a bib around his neck and give him a baby's dummy too when we're on it." Baekhyun joked. Jongdae gave him a glare but he couldn't see it because he was laughing too hard with Sehun.
"Don't be mean to him, guys." Lay shook his head as he stood up and went to Kris before he took the spoon away from him. He then grabbed the bowl with the soup and laid the spoon inside of it. "Jongdae-yah," Lay said in a soft voice and crouched down beside Jongdae. "Please eat. You know you can't eat any food like vegetables or dumplings." Lay laid the bowl infront of Jongdae. "I heard from Suho that Xiumin brought this soup only for you to eat because he knows that you can't eat food that maybe can damage your throat more." he whispered in his ear. Jongdae perked up at the sound of Xiumin's name. He then took the spoon and bringed it slowly to his mouth. And then he did the unexpected thing. He ate the soup! Waaaahhh~
Jongin gaped in misbelief. "I tried to feed you and tell you to eat for five minutes but you eat it when Lay hyung tells you?!" Jongdae stuck out his tongue towards him. "I can't believe that you're my cousin..." Jongin muttered to himself and continued to eat his own food while sulking.
"The power of Lay umma." Baekhyun said in a dramatic voice before he snickered. Lay only shrugged and went back to his seat to continue to eat.
"Have you heard that there is a tarantula running around in school?" Sehun asked the group after a few minutes of silence.
"Yeah." Kris nodded. "Some moron let his tarantula out from its cage, right? And now it's somewhere in school."
"Really?" Baekhyun asked. He raised his feet from the ground, so he now sat on the chair with his legs crossed. "What an idiot." He glanced to the ground and made a face. Ew. Spiders. He didn't liked them.
"Maybe we should have taken Paek with us so he could hunt the tarantula down." Lay smirked and stifled his laugh when the maknaes shifted in their seats.
"Oh, please no." Jongin shook his head. "It's already hell to live with that cat. EYY!" Jongin flinched when he felt someone shot something slimy on his right cheek. It was a mushroom from Jongdae's soup.
'Don't speak badly about my cat!' Jongdae mouthed to him and glared.
Jongin rolled his eyes as he dried away the soup from his cheek with a napkin. "Really mature, hyung." he shook his head.
"I think the tarantula had a name." Sehun looked up in a thinking manner. "Lo... Bo... Yo... Yogurt? The name was Yogurt?"
"Yogurt?" Kris furrowed his eyebrows. "Wasn't it Robert? I heard one member from the Hunting Club talk about an animal named Robert."
"Who the hell cares about its name?! There is a fucking tarantula running around in school and can bite someone!" Baekhyun's eyes darted around everywhere, trying to find a huge hairy spider on the floor. He had now his knees up to his chest with his arms hugging around.
"Yes it was Robert." Sehun snapped his fingers, he was too busy to care about Baekhyun. "Thank you, Kris hyung."
"You're welcome." Kris nodded. "About yogurt, did you know that creme fraiche makes the skin more refreshed for 24 hours?" he asked while he chewed on a broccoli.
"Really?" Baekhyun stopped looking around to stare at Kris in amusement. "I didn't knew that." he blinked.
"Ohhh!" Lay clapped his hands in excitement. "So it's not only yummy to eat, but it's also good for your skin?" Kris nodded. "Waaaah~!" Lay smiled. "I'm so going to try that out."
"I have heard that eggsoap is also good for your skin." Baekhyun said.
"Eggsoap?" It was now Kris to blink his eyes. "I've never heard of that."
"Do they make soap out of eggs?" Lay also blinked his eyes and tilted his head to the left.
"I think so. That's where the name comes from, eggs." Baekhyun nodded.
Jongin and Sehun looked at each other when their hyungs started to talk about facial products.
"We should not disturb the old women talking about facial products." Jongin said.
"Agree." Sehun nodded as he sipped on his chocolate bubble tea. He would soon have an overdose from all his bubble tea drinking.
SOMEONE CALL DA DOCTOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!
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Anyway.