[M] And You Never Wanna Leave (1/1)

Chief Joseph said at one time or another, "I will fight no more forever." I can only imagine that he was done warring with the Calvary and ready for peace. Sweet peace. I want peace. I want to stop fighting who I was with who I want to be. It's not fair to myself and the people around me. I want to spark my good points and let them shine through. But fight no more forever? Bullshit! If people can't take what I have to say, they can get out of my house. Only assuming they are in my house because that's the only place I talk to actual people. Well, other than school. UGH! That hell whole...what was I talking about again?"I know you just got out of the hospital and your still pretty sore. We'll give you about four days to get yourself together and then you'll begin.""Are you talking to me?" I quirked an eyebrow. "Your the only idiot in here who is brain damaged!" Sehun remarked while texting is lovely deer. "For the last time, I ONLY fell back on my head! My fucking brain is perfectly fine!" I shot back at him in a fiery manner. Just who the hell is Oh Sehun to tell me I'm brain damaged? And since when was that a laughing manner?"Tae Ah, focus." The father figure interrupts my thought process. "Now when are you going to start searching?"I looked at him rather queerly. "Pardon?""Your job search. You thought just because you went psycho for a day means you get to free load off my pare...OUCH!" I impelled Sehun with my HTC cell phone. "And just when I thought that phone was a piece of shit. I guess it's real purpose was shutting Oh Sehun up." I smirked victoriously. "Be nice, Tae." "Nae, Appa." Yes, I've started calling Hyun Su that. No, I'm not some little brown eyed Shih-tzu who comes when whistled at. So fuck you for your judgment! "But seriously, what do I need to go job searching for?""Because yo...""If you don't want to wake up dead you'll shut your mouth, Oh Sehun!" I declared, taking off my Ugg boot and thrashing it about in his face. Oddly enough Sehun and appa burst into laughter. I was so caught off guard I threw my boot at Appa's cheek, causing the car to swerve. "OH TAE AH!""Why are you two laughing?" I asked while glaring at the two. "Are you going to just ignore that fact that you almost made me crash the car?" Hyun Su Appa asked incredulously. "Minor details.""While we're on the topic of minor details," Sehun pauses to connect his phone to the car charger, "About how you can't wake up if your dead." He sniffles a few laughs. The space inbetween my eyebrows wrinkles, "So?""So, you just threaten me with the words 'If you don't want to wake up dead'. I can't wake up if I'm dead." Sehun smirks. "Well of course you can, you'd just be a creepy little zombie...with a hard on." I scrunch up my nose at Sehun. "You wouldn't be getting any from Luhan or anyone else for the rest of your undead life, you sicko! Your disgusting!" I turn my body to face the passenger door and curl up into a little ball. There was a moment of silence that stretched for about ten miles. Then Hyun Su started coughing. Then laughing, and choking. Mostly it was laughter. Once he contained himself, he spoke again. "So about you getting a job.""And about how there are child labor laws."Appa looks at me with a smirk, "Oh yeah?""Yup," I challenge back, "Like millions of them. And I could have your arse put in jail for forcing me into child slavery.""Damn right you could." He replied in a mocking tone. "Are you testing me, Oh Hyun Su?" I pivoted my body to the left in a sharp motion. "I don't know if you've noticed but I have a way of fucking shit up for people. I could ruin you with one four lettered word."Sehun laughs, "This girl's crazy.""And what word would that be? Help?""No." I roll down my window. I face Appa once more, "You sure you wanna challenge me? It's not too late to back out." "I'm already curious. It'd be a waste to stop you now." He says unfazed. "Okay." I suck in a breath of air. Here goes nothing. "OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME! PLEASE! RAPE, RAPE! I REPEAT, RAPE!" Many innocent pedestrians looked at Hyun Su in horror, pointing at him in disgust. One yelled at Appa to release me, calling him a pedophile all the while. Sehun was getting a kick out of it. Especially the part where he had to grab the wheel from the backseat because Hyun Su had resorted to covering my mouth with his hand. I laughed against his huge hand, which was covering my nose more than its intended destination. "Okay Tae Ah, okay." Hyun Su sighed dramatically. I ripped his hands from my face and put the window up. "Don't challenge Satan's first adopted daughter."Hyun Su huffed at me completely baffled. He threw Sehun hands off the wheel, causing him to be thrown backwards into the seat. Sehun let out a loud roar that crackled into booming laughter. "The hell is wrong with my children? My daughter is a habitual liar and  utterly rebellious. My son only thinks about texting his boyfriend and making crude remarks. Where did I go wrong?"I looked at Sehun and for a brief moment we had joined forces against Hyun Su. After our silent alliance, Sehun began to hum annoying into Hyun Su's ear. I joined with him, but sang actual lyrics, "We don't even have to try. It's always a good time~." We broke into a long round of 'Ohs' before Hyun Su completely stopped the car. "First, you complain. Then, we almost crash. You two bicker and we almost crash AGAIN! Now your buddy-buddy singing American tunes? What's wrong with you two." We attempt to cut in but Hyun Su raises his hand, "Don't even think about it. Not one more word for the rest of the ride."He starts driving again. "But I've got you babe. I call you, I call you, Chocolate love.""Tae Ah, I'm warning you.""You don't know me. You don't know me. So shut up boy!""Don't start with me Sehun.""Mmmm-mm whatcha say? Mmm, that you only mean well. Well of course you did." "Tae. Ah.""I'm Genie for you, boy.""Se. Hun.""Because the Oh's bring the boys out!" I declared happily, high-fiving Sehun. Hyun Su slammed down on the brakes in the middle of traffic. Car horns blared behind us, but he seem oblivious to them. "One. More. Word. Both of you will be grounded for a week."I share a fist bump with Sehun before turning to stare out the window. A small building with the sign 'Cozy Reads' caught my attention. "App...""DIDN'T I JUST SAY NO TALKING?" Appa screamed. =/= "Well I was just going to tell you that place looks like somewhere I'd like to work. AND they have a help wanted sign in the window. But since it's such a problem I'll keep quiet." I crossed my arms defiantly. "Chincha? You'd really get a job?""Sure. I'm just so sorry but I love...""Don't Tae Ah, just don't."We spent the rest of the car ride listening to We Are Young by fun.. All of us joining in at the end. So if by the time the bar closes/ And you feel like falling down/ I'll carry you home tonight--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------So about how I meant to tell my sister to put haitus next to the title last week sometime, but I've been crazy busy. Mianhe. I got a little time now to pull this rabbit outta the hat. Hopefully I'll be updating again real soon, but I kinda have to rush to get ready to leave  So comment and feel free to bash my late-ness. Hasta la bye-byeLilyLycan B.d(^~^)b