CHAPTER 3 - TWINKLE (1/1)

It was 11:00 in the evening and Baekhyun was still awake, but he was damn close to getting his eyes shut. At this time of the day, he should already be in his deep deep slumber considering the day he had gone through. Well it was more of a promising day. For one, he already had agreed with helping Chanyeol. The CEO who he was definitely sure had two personalities. Kinda like a prostitute who had two faces depending on the people he was with. Except that a prostitute either way exudes confidence and Chanyeol is the most pathetic excuse for a human being he has ever met. So why the hell was Baekhyun awake at 11:00 in the god damn evening? "BYUN BAEKHYUN!!!!!!!!!!" That was the reason why he was awake. That is the form of Luhan. Evil, evil Luhan. Exactly when Baekhyun slumped in his bed, ready to end the day with a good night sleep, his phone rang and whoopdeedoo, it was Luhan on the line. He was screaming some sort of profanity, or at least that was Baekhyun thought because, well he didn't really get to process whatever the fuck Luhan was saying because, seriously Luhan? Couldn't he just have said whatever he wanted to say awhile ago at the meeting? They were basically together the entire day. From the commotion in the morning to the meeting they just had a few hours ago. Well apparently he couldn't, because right now Luhan was it his apartment door, screaming like a mad man to let him in. Baekhyun, against all his will, stood up and made his way to the door. While he was very much unappeased of the fact that Luhan was right at his door at this moment, he had to make sure that Luhan wouldn't break his damn door because then he will be more than unhappy than he already is. Also, he wouldn't want any of his next door friends to come and murder him at night because he couldn't keep his friends in a leesh. "What now, Luhan?!" Baekhyun expected to see his doe-eyed friend when he opened his door, but no, he was face-to-face with something that looked, well, it didn't look like Luhan. "WOAH WHAT THE FUCK?! What is that?!!!" "This? It's Twinkle, silly!" "TWINKLE? What the fuck is Twinkle?!" "Baekhyun please, have some manners in you and quit the-" "Manners?! MANNERS?! Are we talking manners now? Because you, should be the last person to talk about some god damn manners." "Jesus, B, would you calm down?!!" ARF! ARF! It was then that Baekhyun and Luhan stopped whatever they were fighting about because, "It. Barked." Luhan narrowed his eyes. "Well duh B, last time I checked dogs bark." Dogs. DOGS?! Since when the fuck did Luhan have a dog?! Oh Baekhyun has a bad feeling about this. He called every deity in the world before the replied to Luhan, hoping deep, way deep in his heart that Luhan didn't spoil his plan to enjoy his deep sleep today because of his.... Twinkle. "Luhan, why do you have a dog with you?" He asked as calmly as he can while reciting a prayer in his head. He didn't even know Luhan had a dog. And now he's here. In front of his apartment. With a dog. Who's name is... Twinkle. "Oh right, see Sehunnie is allergic to dogs. We just found out yesterday." "And how is this my problem?" Baekhyun had his eyebrow raised when he looked at Luhan. But he slowly put the eyebrow down when he noticed that Luhan had those puppy eyes. Those puppy eyes that made everyone say 'yes' to whatever Luhan had to say because damn Luhan had good puppy eyes. "Twinkle has no place to stay," still on his puppy eye mode, Luhan explained to Baekhyun how, when and why they ever got a puppy. Baekhyun learned that the puppy was from a man named Zitao, one of Sehun's new found friends since he entered university as a freshman this year. Apparently, Zitao's mother owns a pet store and when Sehun told his little boyfriend this little detail, Luhan decided to flip tables and whine for Sehun to get him a puppy. Of course, with his own puppy eyes, Luhan's evil plan worked. They got the puppy yesterday. After that little commotion with Baekhyun in the morning, Sehun went straight to the pet store to get Luhan's new puppy. Sehun brought it home and named it Dick at first because well, dear Sehunnie wasn't very creative and he thought that it was well appropriate to name the puppy Dick because it is owned by 2 gay dudes. When Luhan went to their shared apartment from work after the meeting, Sehun never thought Luhan could be any louder with his screaming but when he saw Dick, all hell broke loose.      "OH MY GOD HE IS THE CUTEST LITTLE THING SEHUNNIE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THE PUPPY!!!" Luhan was still playing with the puppy even though his screaming was directed to Sehun. Sehun was sure Luhan never spared a glance at his current state and approximately have been playing with Dick for the last 5 minutes. "SEHUNNIE WHAT DO YOU THINK SHOULD WE NAME THIS LITTLE CUTIE?!" Oh that's right, Sehun never mentioned he named Luhan's new baby as Dick. "I already named it baby," Sehun went to where Luhan and the puppy was and put a hand around Luhan's waist. "Dick." Sehun whispered in Luhan's ear while nibbling Luhan's earlobe. "Sehun, I don't need you being horny right- OH MY FUCKING. WHAT THE FUCK. HAPPENED TO YOUR. PERFECT FACE?!" "WHAT?! What? What's wrong?" "Sehun! You are... orange." Luhan scooted away from Sehun and pointed at his face, "Your fucking face is fucking orange. Go look in the mirror." "Shit," was all Sehun could say as he looked right at the mirror. And yes, he was orange.     "And that's how we found out he's allergic to dogs." Luhan muttered. "MY BABY IS ORANGE?! WHAT? Luhan why would you leave him-" "Chill Byun, I already gave your baby some Histamine. He should be fine," Luhan sighed heavily and looked at Baekhyun. Again with the pretty fucking puppy eyes?! "So about Twinkle?" "I thought it's name was Dick?" Baekhyun tried his very hardest to divert Luhan's attention. No way is he ever taking care of a puppy. "Oh about that, I didn't think it'd be appropriate to yell 'Dick!' around the streets of Seoul when we're walking him. So I changed it to Twinkle!" Baekhyun can tell Luhan was excited. He had his bright smile way waaaay up his ears and his eyes were squinted in a very happy way. Very damn excited. And he was so sure Luhan had gotten his attention away from making Baekhyun taking care of the puppy. Luhan bended as he picked something up from his side. Leave now, asshole. Leave with your Twinkle. "Here are Twinkle's food that Sehun bought along with my baby pup yesterday at the pet store. You need to feed him twice a day since he is still a puppy. You have to play with him at least an hour a day because he will get very upset if he doesn't get to play, at least that's what Sehun said. Oh and make sure to keep him away from your fragile ornaments beca