what happened after Tao and Sehun got inside and (thankfully) made it out from the haunted house in one piece and not reduced into pee stained pants and tears because that will totally look unattractive and the producers wont know what the fuck theyll supposed to do, though itll probably rake up some viewers and hightened the ratings yet at the same time slaunter their image. why the fuck cant i write a decent description.  Forewordpairing: Yehet baby and Wushu stick sucking toddler. TaoHun. (mentions of KaiSoo, XiuHan [cause fuck them at the preview of ep 11, "Yo baby" to Xiu, Luhan? REALLY? hes not even trying to hide it guys, and im not even trying to lie about the happy tears.], Kray, and BaekYeol)word count: as always, i have no fucking idea.genre: whats the other word for cocaine.Summary: Sehun was a douche, EXO is somewhat of a weird fraternity, D.O is satan, Siwon was right, and well Tao is a sassy pussy. wow, this is my first published crack story and i seriously dont know what to react. I tried to be funny and laughed at my own jokes, hopefully youll all think its funny cause i creeped my neighbors by laughing so loud... subbies and comments are loved, so enjoy~ for more of my exo stories:Wise Men Say. (krisho)Perhaps. (xiuhan)Bloom. (xiuhan)