Chapter 938 - She Was Getting Married! (1/2)
Ling Sheng finally understood what it meant to dig a hole and jump in on one’s own. She did not know if she had gone crazy back then either, but she just yelled at them, “Marry, marry, marry! I’ll get married, all right!”
Then, she was getting married!
“Sheng Sheng! Sheng Sheng!”
“Huh?” Ling Sheng regained her senses and looked at Shi Lingyu. “What’s wrong?”
“Are you really getting married?” Shi Lingyu still could not believe it. Why had she suddenly decided to get married?!
“Mhm.” Ling Sheng sighed deeply and bit the straw with a hopeless expression. “Sister Yu, when you talk about marriage with Brother Bei, don’t be rash. Don’t learn from me!”
Shi Lingyu looked at her stomach with a complicated expression and asked in a low voice, “Tell me honestly, are you getting married because of an unplanned pregnancy?”
“No, we haven’t reached that stage yet!” Ling Sheng frowned and rolled her eyes.
“F*ck! Is that really true?” Shi Lingyu shouted in disbelief. “The neighbor is so well-behaved?? Is he even a man?! How can he hold himself back facing a beauty like you? Seriously, have you never been tempted when facing a man like the neighbor as well?”
In this day and age, she told her that they had been dating for more than half a year and that the two of them were in love with each other too, but they had been so well-behaved that they hadn’t even done that kind of thing yet. She really felt that it was too unusual. What kind of freaks were these two?
“Really!” Ling Sheng looked at her and hit her. What did she mean!?
“I don’t mean anything. I just admire the two of you a lot.” Shi Lingyu clicked her tongue. The two of them were in love and were also in the midst of dating. They were both adults. It was so normal for a man and a woman to ‘love’ each other passionately. She coughed and asked again, “Did you really not have sex even once?”
“No, no, no!” Ling Sheng bared her teeth in anger. “You perverted woman! Do you think everyone is like you?”
“Then you have to check carefully and inspect the goods.” Shi Lingyu felt that as real friends, she had to explain things clearly to her. There was nothing to be embarrassed about either. “I definitely approve of the neighbor’s magnificent beauty. I also approve of how well he treats you. However, you can’t rely on this to get together with him, right? You have to think about your sexual happiness for the rest of your life.”
Ling Sheng frowned in confusion. “What do you want to say?”
“I want to say that you have to test his ability!” Shi Lingyu could not believe that someone with a three-year-old child like her was actually an idiot in this aspect. She still had to advise her. “It’s his capability in that area! You’ll know when you gain experience in future. What platonic intimacy? If you aren’t compatible in that aspect, there will be a huge conflict sooner or later. No matter how much a man dotes on you or treats you well, it’s all nonsense.”
Ling Sheng finally understood and smiled ambiguously. “Are you and Brother Bei compatible?”
When Shi Lingyu mentioned herself, her face flushed. However, as her best friend and someone with experience, she definitely had to give her some reference. She let out a low cough and took a sip of milk tea. “It’s all right, I guess!”
Ling Sheng smiled even more shamelessly. “Oh, it seems like Brother Bei still isn’t working hard enough. I’ll help you talk to him the next time we meet.”
Shi Lingyu nearly spat out a mouthful of milk tea. She was both embarrassed and annoyed as she reached out to hit her. “Don’t spout nonsense! We’re talking about your problem! Don’t divert the topic.”
Ling Sheng looked at her and laughed aloud. Anyway, she thought that she was still very thick-skinned herself.