Theres No Such Thing as (1/2)

First update of the year~ (: The story is almost over D;   Day Thirty-Nine

~ 블락비 ~

"Wake up Charlie."

"Yeah, wake up."

"Let's go to Candy Mountain."

I watched as Zico and Kyung tried to wake up B-Bomb. He didn't seem very happy to be waking up to two idiots talking with creepy voices though. Hell, I wouldn't be either.

"What the fuck do you two want?" He mumbled. "Go away so I can sleep."

"But Charlie, Candy Mountain!" Kyung tried to persuade him and started to jump on the poor boy.

B-Bomb groaned and sat up asking me, "Why the fuck are they calling me Charlie? Get off!"

"I'm unsure actually." I shrugged. "Yukwon was eating cereal and singing some song, which caused them to be like this."

"Get up Charlie." Zico shoved him off the bed. "Let's go to Candy Mountain, the land of sweets and joy and joyness."

"I'll pass." B-Bomb glared as he got up from the floor. "You guys know how I hate sweets and joy and joyness."

"You're not even going to tell them there's no such thing as Candy Mountain?" I raised an eyebrow.

B-Bomb shrugged. "Let them have their fun."

"Okay, if you say so. Don't blame me when they steal your kidney." I said walking away.

"Wait, what?" B-Bomb gave me a confused look before being dragged away by the Zikyung pair.

Has he never seen Charlie the Unicorn on youtube before? Oh, what a sad life this boy has. I walked into the dining area to see U-Kwon still eating his cereal. He hid under the table when he saw me walk in though.

"Aish, stop doing that!" I sighed.

"Sorry..." He mumbled as he got up. "I keep forgetting that you're not the one that tied me up."

I shook my head as I grabbed a pear from U-Kwon's tray. Hm, I need a knife to cut the pear. "Do you have a knife to cut this?"

"Nope. I wasn't going to eat it anyways so I don't need one." He shook his head.

I sighed at the fact that I would have to get up to go get one. Because I had such luck though, and no I'm not being sarcastic at this moment in time, Taeil happened to walk in! "Hey Taeil! Can you grab me a knife from over there?"

Taeil nodded before grabbing a plastic knife from the utensils bin and held it in his hand, staring at it in a daze.

I raised an eyebrow at his strange behavior. "Any day now..."

He snapped out of his trance and looked up. "Oh, sorry. Here you go." He handed me the knife when he came over to our table.

"Uhm... Thanks." I stared at him from the corner of my eye as I attempted to slice my pear in half. "They really should give us regular knives instead of plastic ones. It's not like we're going to kill ourselves or anything, augh."

"Uh, y-yeah." Taeil nodded as he grabbed a banana from U-Kwon's tray.

"Why does everyone keep taking fruit from my tray!" U-Kwon pouted.

"It's not like you were going to eat it." I reminded him.

"Oh yeah." He remembered.

"So Taei—" I got interrupted when Zico and Kyung came into the room.

"IT'S A LEOPLURODON!"

"Why are they so loud so early in the morning?" B-Bomb groaned as he entered the room. "HOLY FUCK, WHAT IS THAT?!"

Taeil, U-Kwon, and I turned in our seats to look in the direction that B-Bomb was shouting at. Well now we know why he was shouting.

"What exactly is that?" Taeil squinted his eyes at the gigantic lizard-like thing that lay on the table in the corner of the room.

"It's a leoplurodon!" Kyung grinned and the 'leoplurodon' started to... growl? I'm not even sure if that's a growl or not. Maybe more like a low grumble?

"It has showed us the way." Zico nodded confidently before he and Kyung grabbed B-Bomb by his upper arms and dragged him out of the room.

"It didn't 'say' anything!!" We could hear B-Bomb shout as he was dragged away forcibly.

The three of us continued to stare at the 'lizard' on the table. "That is a lizard right?" I questioned.

"I'm not sure..." U-Kwon furrowed his eyebrows as he got closer to it. "It looks sort of like one."

"Princess Lavidoka! Where are you!" Hanhae skipped happily into the room. He spotted us in the corner of the room and ran over. "There you are! Come to mommy!"

He proceeded to hug the thing and it licked him back. "That's not creepy at all..." Taeil backed away from it when it started screeching its deafening screech. "Couldn't he have gotten a normal pet? Like a goldfish or something?"

"They don't do tricks." Hanhae stuck his tongue out at us.

"Ooh, what's that?" P.O said as he pranced into the room.

"Her name is Princess Lavidoka." Hanhae grinned proudly.

"Dinner?" P.O perked up.

"NO!!" Hanhae looked at him horrified as the lizard growled.

"Aww..." P.O pouted. "Why not?"

The thing began to screech again before jumping off the table and lunging for P.O.

"Holy fuck! Get away from me!" P.O screamed before running out of the room with the leo whatever-the-name-is running after him.

"Aww, she made friends." Hanhae smiled.

Taeil, U-Kwon, and I gaped at him horrified. "Friends?!"

"Yup! I'm going to go make sure they aren't playing too roughly now." Hanhae then skipped out of the room in the same manner as how he came into the room earlier.

"They are completely mental." I sighed.

"Agreed." Taeil nodded.

"Hey," U-Kwon called. "Did Zico and Kyung say they were going to Candy Mountain?"

"Yeah." I sighed. "After you sang that one song earlier they got into this Charlie-the-Unicorn mode and dragged B-Bomb with them."