Chapter 13-Hes NOT my ty (1/1)

After class Jonghyun decided to go to minho’s house for updates about the mafia household he’s under covering for. It was way too risky if he goes directly to the headquarters and minho is quite good on rephrasing his reports to the commander for a more dramatic and logical one.‘It’s good to have friends like this.’ Jonghyun parked his car infront of minho’s house. He barged in like always thinking that minho is alone, he was usually alone but today was completely different. He opened the ‘unlocked’ door, maybe minho left it like that for him cause he called in earlier- he doesn’t know and then the scene that behold him---“OOOH MY GOD!!!” jonghyun squealed like a little girl.WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES ARE SQUEAL-WORTHY  FOR SOMEONE LIKE JONGHYUN.Minho and nurse onew were entangled together on the couch, completely forgetting the television, the half eaten burgers on top of the table and the world. Discarded shirt—Shirts! Onew just threw minho’s down the floor, their lips locked like two magnets hungry for some ‘magnetism’. Minho’s hands roaming at the exposed torso of the man under him,  a sigh escaping from those red plump lips as minho gets lower and lower then----“OOOH MY GOD!!!” the front door opened with a BANG and a scream. Onew got startled, he tried to get minho off him but the younger seemed unaffected by the presence of the intruder and kept kissing and nipping his neck.“Minh-omph..” his lips were taken again by this lust-driven boy.“oookay.. minho just umm…. Call me when you two are done..outside-me..uh yeah…” jonghyun closed the door after uttering those slurred words. Heat is already rising to his ears so he hurriedly went inside his car after struggling again to find his keys, he struggled a bit faster than before and turned on the radio.He tried to relax and forget the scene that he just witnessed.“Jonghyun you can do it, those are just two men who are-who are-NO! it’s definitely not wrong. He’s your friend, wooh-breathe in…..breathe out…” jonghyun tried to calm himself and prevent himself to think of what might be happening inside.“Visualize flowers, bees-WHAT AM I SAYING?! I’m a man! Okay think of girls, yeah… One windy day a girl wearing a mini skirt passes by then the strong wind lifts her—THIS IS NOT WORKING! I’m not a pervert!! Alright, visualize your former enemies, yes the truly butt-ugly ones, the times we fought. My fist rearranging their ugliness, that’s right woooh—breathe in…..enemies out… Omo! It’s coming back!! No think of strings not skin no..enemies not skin….enemies not skin….visualize my enemies..KIBUM is my enemy! Not skin! Kibum not skin…..enemy not skin….kibum’s skin….skin of my enemy kibum…”Images of kibum’s naked body flooded back in his thoughts, the day he saw him in the shower, his s-line, Kibum’s glistening skin, that blasted rose tattoo on his pelvis, every single detail he seemed to remember.“WAAHHH!!!!! This is driving me nuts! AND GAY!” his screams were muffled by the rock music blasting out from the speakers so everytime someone walks by they just thought he was singing along. Minutes passed by and a disheveled Minho came out and approached his friend’s car. Jonghyun on the other hand still fighting with his own inner devils.“Hyung? Still alive?” minho tapped on the glass with a grin on his face. The tapping caught jonghyun’s attention and rolled down the glass.“Is it…..safe?” jonghyun looked like he was petrified-with his own thoughts more than the scene awhile ago.“Yes.” Minho laughed and opened the door for his hyung, he looked quite disheveled himself.“Hyung, are you sure you’re alright? You look shaken.” He lead his hyung inside the house.“Just promise me minho….”Minho thought it was about him and onew. “That you will never leave me thinking alone..” minho nodded even though he was confused and let jonghyun seat on a chair cause he refused to sit on the couch.“ Onew already left so calm down and get cozy hyung. Tsk, would you mind telling me what happened to you in the car?”.  Jonghyun looked like something scared him and his soul left his body.“Yes, I will mind. It’s like me asking you what the two of you did here..” he wasn’t moving while talking to minho.“Well we had sex, if you may ask.” Minho teased, jonghyun’s expression with these kinds of things are always priceless.“MINHO!!” he came back to life.“What? I’m just telling the truth.” Minho started cleaning the mess in the living room.“MINHO!! But you’re too young. ”“That’s why you’re concerned? Haha! Hyung, I know you take pride in being a 24-year old virgin but it doesn’t mean that its wrong for a young person like me to fall in love and express it through making love.” Minho finished cleaning and went to the kitchen.“Yah! It’s not my choice to not get laid, it’s just that unlike you I haven’t found the right person for me yet-and surely hanging out with those 19-year old brats at school wouldn’t help me find my one and only love.” The face of a certain 19-year old popped inside his head.‘Yeah, its his fault…’ jonghyun blames kibum for his loveless life.“Oh hyung, you said you’re gonna report something?” minho came back with a platter of brownies and cookies and sat on the couch.‘You have abused that couch already..’  jonghyun thought.“Eat some, they’re from onew. He hand baked them.” Minho said.‘Hand-baked????’ before jonghyun’s imagination run amok again he spoke.“Well, the information I’ll give is nothing of special value I just figured out that its better if I refrain from going to the headquarters for awhile and just tell you instead.”“That’s wise.” Minho also agrees to this, the mafia people are too cautious they might hire just anybody to tail someone and order his/her killing at once with just one call and they might even dispose their own men just to be safe.They talked about police stuff for an hour or two and when it seemed like they have ended minho brought up a new topic.“Oh before I forget, I heard that some English teacher is quite fond of you.”“Aish, where did you hear that?” jonghyun doesn’t see why it’s big of a deal to have crushes nowadays.‘Oh how the world have changed…’“Awhile ago, from onew. So is it true?”“While doing that you were gossiping about me? Talk about multitasking….. You do know that that teacher was a former hooker don’t you?” jonghyun picked up another cookie and shoved it in his mouth.“Yes, but people change hyung, it seems she wants to start afresh now. What’s her name? Cherry?”“Yep, now she’s Ms. Shin Sekyung. I wonder if that’s her real name…”“Is that interest I’m smelling?” minho teased.“Ha.ha.ha funny, she’s not my type, she looks too nice or something. And she always tucks her hair behind her ears but it still falls, she should just cut it. And her voice, I think she still hasn’t given up on using her sweet tone of voice to capture men.” Jonghyun stared at the ceiling.“That’s odd, so you mean your type is Kim Kibum?” minho laughed.“WTF? Why do you always bring him up, first of all he’s a brat and he’s a boy!”“Don’t you mean first of all he’s a boy and second he’s a brat?”“What’s the diff.?!”“Well in terms of emphasis you should first say the most obvious thing that bothers you then----““Aish, shut up. You just want to tease me that’s it. Kibum’s my type hah! Ridiculous…..”“I’m not saying he is your type but logically after hearing what you hate about Ms. Shin Sekyung the opposite of it all is someone like Kim Kibum. You say she looks too nice—Kibum looks anything but nice, you get agitated when she fails to to tuck her hair—kibum’s hair like you once said always looks well kept, and the tone of her voice---kibum’s voice is not inviting at all, compared to her its quite compelling… Hyung?” minho noticed again that jonghyun’s soul left his body.‘It can’t be…..minho’s wrong, but he was never wrong.. Why does he sound so convincing??’ jonghyun is now in the lone corner of his mind.“Hyung?? Hello…” minho was waving his hand infront of jonghyun but the latter doesn’t wink and then suddenly he stood up and held minho by the collar.“I.Hate.You.” were the words that escape from jonghyun’s lips. His hyung might be missing a few brain cells but his hella-lot stronger.“Hyung.. i-ah..”“What? I’ll kill you with your rightness…” jonghyun’s chocolate brown eyes looked uncompromising.‘He really doesn’t like the thought of kibum being his type! Gotta think of a way out.’  Minho activated his unused brain function to come up with something.“Hyung.. i-I forgot one important detail!! All of the things I just said now—they-they’re useless if you hate the guy I’ve mention.” Jonghyun is choking him.“What? So that means…” jonghyun put his friend down.“That means he’s not your type-at all.” Minho panted.“Okay! See you tomorrow then.” Jonghyun’s sudden change amazed the younger but didn’t said anything more about it.“Yeah, see you hyung.” Minho closed the door after jonghyun.Jonghyun is still outraged by the thoughts minho put inside his head. He reached inside the little compartment in his car and got a cigarette and a lighter. He stopped smoking a few months ago but the situation demands just one stick. He seated on the hood of his car and lighted up a cigarette. Moments later an officer on patrol approached jonghyun.“Hey son, you know you’re still underage to smoke.”‘Shit, I forgot I’m still wearing my uniform. It can’t be helped I need to show him my badge.’“You have to come with me to the police station and have your parents pick you up.”“Wait.” He reached in the small compartment for the 2ndtime and got his badge and permit to carry a gun.“Look, I’m officer Kim Jonghyun and I’m on a undercover mission, if you don’t believe me I’ll give you the number of our commander.”“Oh no sir, I’m sorry. We have been notified of your mission I’m just shocked that you look so young. I apologize.” He was about to salute but jonghyun caught his hand in time.“Don’t salute, it might give me away. Everything’s okay you’re just doing your job.” he bowed to the officer instead.He threw the cigarette butt and went inside the car.“Whew that was close, I’ll be in trouble if dad knew I’m smoking again.”He drove off…~~~A car one block away from minho’s house was parked and its purpose? To stalk the newly recruited Kim Jonghyun.“Jonghyun-shi.. could it be that you’re hiding something?”--------------------------------------------------------------------  Chapter 12After class Jonghyun decided to go to minho’s house for updates about the mafia household he’s under covering for. It was way too risky if he goes directly to the headquarters and minho is quite good on rephrasing his reports to the commander for a more dramatic and logical one.‘It’s good to have friends like this.’ Jonghyun parked his car infront of minho’s house. He barged in like always thinking that minho is alone, he was usually alone but today was completely different. He opened the ‘unlocked’ door, maybe minho left it like that for him cause he called in earlier- he doesn’t know and then the scene that behold him---“OOOH MY GOD!!!” jonghyun squealed like a little girl.WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES ARE SQUEAL-WORTHY  FOR SOMEONE LIKE JONGHYUN.Minho and nurse onew were entangled together on the couch, completely forgetting the television, the half eaten burgers on top of the table and the world. Discarded shirt—Shirts! Onew just threw minho’s down the floor, their lips locked like two magnets hungry for some ‘magnetism’. Minho’s hands roaming at the exposed torso of the man under him,  a sigh escaping from those red plump lips as minho gets lower and lower then----“OOOH MY GOD!!!” the front door opened with a BANG and a scream. Onew got startled, he tried to get minho off him but the younger seemed unaffected by the presence of the intruder and kept kissing and nipping his neck.“Minh-omph..” his lips were taken again by this lust-driven boy.“oookay.. minho just umm…. Call me when you two are done..outside-me..uh yeah…” jonghyun closed the door after uttering those slurred words. Heat is already rising to his ears so he hurriedly went inside his car after struggling again to find his keys, he struggled a bit faster than before and turned on the radio.He tried to relax and forget the scene that he just witnessed.“Jonghyun you can do it, those are just two men who are-who are-NO! it’s definitely not wrong. He’s your friend, wooh-breathe in…..breathe out…” jonghyun tried to calm himself and prevent himself to think of what might be happening inside.“Visualize flowers, bees-WHAT AM I SAYING?! I’m a man! Okay think of girls, yeah… One windy day a girl wearing a mini skirt passes by then the strong wind lifts her—THIS IS NOT WORKING! I’m not a pervert!! Alright, visualize your former enemies, yes the truly butt-ugly ones, the times we fought. My fist rearranging their ugliness, that’s right woooh—breathe in…..enemies out… Omo! It’s coming back!! No think of strings not skin no..enemies not skin….enemies not skin….visualize my enemies..KIBUM is my enemy! Not skin! Kibum not skin…..enemy not skin….kibum’s skin….skin of my enemy kibum…”Images of kibum’s naked body flooded back in his thoughts, the day he saw him in the shower, his s-line, Kibum’s glistening skin, that blasted rose tattoo on his pelvis, every single detail he seemed to remember.“WAAHHH!!!!! This is driving me nuts! AND GAY!” his screams were muffled by the rock music blasting out from the speakers so everytime someone walks by they just thought he was singing along. Minutes passed by and a disheveled Minho came out and approached his friend’s car. Jonghyun on the other hand still fighting with his own inner devils.“Hyung? Still alive?” minho tapped on the glass with a grin on his face. The tapping caught jonghyun’s attention and rolled down the glass.“Is it…..safe?” jonghyun looked like he was petrified-with his own thoughts more than the scene awhile ago.“Yes.” Minho laughed and opened the door for his hyung, he looked quite disheveled himself.“Hyung, are you sure you’re alright? You look shaken.” He lead his hyung inside the house.“Just promise me minho….”Minho thought it was about him and onew. “That you will never leave me thinking alone..” minho nodded even though he was confused and let jonghyun seat on a chair cause he refused to sit on the couch.“ Onew already left so calm down and get cozy hyung. Tsk, would you mind telling me what happened to you in the car?”.  Jonghyun looked like something scared him and his soul left his body.“Yes, I will mind. It’s like me asking you what the two of you did here..” he wasn’t moving while talking to minho.“Well we had sex, if you may ask.” Minho teased, jonghyun’s expression with these kinds of things are always priceless.“MINHO!!” he came back to life.“What? I’m just telling the truth.” Minho started cleaning the mess in the living room.“MINHO!! But you’re too young. ”“That’s why you’re concerned? Haha! Hyung, I know you take pride in being a 24-year old virgin but it doesn’t mean that its wrong for a young person like me to fall in love and express it through making love.” Minho finished cleaning and went to the kitchen.“Yah! It’s not my choice to not get laid, it’s just that unlike you I haven’t found the right person for me yet-and surely hanging out with those 19-year old brats at school wouldn’t help me find my one and only love.” The face of a certain 19-year old popped inside his head.‘Yeah, its his fault…’ jonghyun blames kibum for his loveless life.“Oh hyung, you said you’re gonna report something?” minho came back with a platter of brownies and cookies and sat on the couch.‘You have abused that couch already..’  jonghyun thought.“Eat some, they’re from onew. He hand baked them.” Minho said.‘Hand-baked????’ before jonghyun’s imagination run amok again he spoke.“Well, the information I’ll give is nothing of special value I just figured out that its better if I refrain from going to the headquarters for awhile and just tell you instead.”“That’s wise.” Minho also agrees to this, the mafia people are too cautious they might hire just anybody to tail someone and order his/her killing at once with just one call and they might even dispose their own men just to be safe.They talked about police stuff for an hour or two and when it seemed like they have ended minho brought up a new topic.“Oh before I forget, I heard that some English teacher is quite fond of you.”“Aish, where did you hear that?” jonghyun doesn’t see why it’s big of a deal to have crushes nowadays. ‘Oh how the world have changed…’“Awhile ago, from onew. So is it true?”“While doing that you were gossiping about me? Talk about multitasking….. You do know that that teacher was a former hooker don’t you?” jonghyun picked up another cookie and shoved it in his mouth.“Yes, but people change hyung, it seems she wants to start afresh now. What’s her name? Cherry?”“Yep, now she’s Ms. Shin Sekyung. I wonder if that’s her real name…”“Is that interest I’m smelling?” minho teased.“Ha.ha.ha funny, she’s not my type, she looks too nice or something. And she always tucks her hair behind her ears but it still falls, she should just cut it. And her voice, I think she still hasn’t given up on using her sweet tone of voice to capture men.” Jonghyun stared at the ceiling.“That’s odd, so you mean your type is Kim Kibum?” minho laughed.“WTF? Why do you always bring him up, first of all he’s a brat and he’s a boy!”“Don’t you mean first of all he’s a boy and second he’s a brat?”“What’s the diff.?!”“Well in terms of emphasis you should first say the most obvious thing that bothers you then----““Aish, shut up. You just want to tease me that’s it. Kibum’s my type hah! Ridiculous…..”“I’m not saying he is your type but logically after hearing what you hate about Ms. Shin Sekyung the opposite of it all is someone like Kim Kibum. You say she looks too nice—Kibum looks anything but nice, you get agitated when she fails to to tuck her hair—kibum’s hair like you once said always looks well kept, and the tone of her voice---kibum’s voice is not inviting at all, compared to her its quite compelling… Hyung?” minho noticed again that jonghyun’s soul left his body.‘It can’t be…..minho’s wrong, but he was never wrong.. Why does he sound so convincing??’ jonghyun is now in the lone corner of his mind.“Hyung?? Hello…” minho was waving his hand infront of jonghyun but the latter doesn’t wink and then suddenly he stood up and held minho by the collar.“I.Hate.You.” were the words that escape from jonghyun’s lips. His hyung might be missing a few brain cells but his hella-lot stronger.“Hyung.. i-ah..”“What? I’ll kill you with your rightness…” jonghyun’s chocolate brown eyes looked uncompromising.‘He really doesn’t like the thought of kibum being his type! Gotta think of a way out.’  Minho activated his unused brain function to come up with something.“Hyung.. i-I forgot one important detail!! All of the things I just said now—they-they’re useless if you hate the guy I’ve mention.” Jonghyun is choking him.“What? So that means…” jonghyun put his friend down.“That means he’s not your type-at all.” Minho panted.“Okay! See you tomorrow then.” Jonghyun’s sudden change amazed the younger but didn’t said anything more about it.“Yeah, see you hyung.” Minho closed the door after jonghyun.Jonghyun is still outraged by the thoughts minho put inside his head. He reached inside the little compartment in his car and got a cigarette and a lighter. He stopped smoking a few months ago but the situation demands just one stick. He seated on the hood of his car and lighted up a cigarette. Moments later an officer on patrol approached jonghyun.“Hey son, you know you’re still underage to smoke.”‘Shit, I forgot I’m still wearing my uniform. It can’t be helped I need to show him my badge.’“You have to come with me to the police station and have your parents pick you up.”“Wait.” He reached in the small compartment for the 2nd time and got his badge and permit to carry a gun.“Look, I’m officer Kim Jonghyun and I’m on a undercover mission, if you don’t believe me I’ll give you the number of our commander.”“Oh no sir, I’m sorry. We have been notified of your mission I’m just shocked that you look so young. I apologize.” He was about to salute but jonghyun caught his hand in time.“Don’t salute, it might give me away. Everything’s okay you’re just doing your job.” he bowed to the officer instead.He threw the cigarette butt and went inside the car.“Whew that was close, I’ll be in trouble if dad knew I’m smoking again.”He drove off…~~~A car one block away from minho’s house was parked and its purpose? To stalk the newly recruited Kim Jonghyun.“Jonghyun-shi.. could it be that you’re hiding something?”