Chapter 5 *Im too lazy t (1/1)

When I woke up the next morning, I was completely pissed off! I couldn’t get sleep last night because that stupid Kwon Jiyong was haunting my dreams. As I was getting ready, I smelled something burning coming from down stairs. My eyes widened. I ripped my door open and ran down stairs just in time to hear Jaejoong scream, quite girly actually. The stove burst into flames! “WHAT THE FUCK?!”                “Dara, Help!”                “Move!”                I went to the hallway and grabbed the fire extinguisher. I ran back and pressed the little lever thingy however fucking fire came out of the extinguisher! How the hell was this possible? Oh, man…on top of everything else I was already late to school! I quickly dropped the fire extinguisher. “Why is there fire coming out of a fire extinguisher?!”                “Oh, that’s my flame thrower that looks like a fire extinguisher.” Jaejoong said with a smile on his face.                “Someone please shoot me…”                I muttered and grabbed a bucket of water and threw it at the fire. That put out the fire, thankfully. I sighed and placed the bucket on the counter. I stared at my reflection in the refrigerator. I looked like I’d just crawled straight out from hell! My hair was a rat’s nest, I was all sweaty and panting, and parts of my clothes were burned! I groaned and slammed my head against the table.                That wasn’t a smart move. I felt dizzy afterward and walked into the cabinet. Could this morning get any worse?! I blew a strand of hair out of my face and turned toward Jaejoong. He was playing with his fingers, biting it lip. “Jae…do you want to tell me how this happened?” I tried to be as patient as possible.                “I-I…well, you see, I was trying to make ramen since I saw you do it, I thought I could, too...but then it caught on fire…”                “How do you set ramen on fire?!”                He shrugged as he pouted. I couldn’t stay mad at him, not matter how hard I tried. Jaejoong was too cute for his own good. I sighed and walked over to the burnt stove. I looked at the dead pot and saw that he’d put the entire ramen package inside along with the wrapper. “Jae…next time you cook ramen, make sure you remove the packet first?” I fished the destroyed wrapper out of the pan and tossed it in the trash.                “Sorry, Dara…I won’t do it again.”                I spun around and saw Jaejoong pouting like a little kid awaiting their punishment. I sighed and walked over to him to hug him. “It’s okay, Jae. I know you were trying to be independent. It was a good attempt.”                “I mess up everything. I’m a horrible big brother for you!”                “No, you’re not. You’re just different…but I love you either way. So, stop pouting and let me finish cleaning this up. Go watch T.V.”                “Okay…”                He went into the living room and fell back against the couch. It took me a while to clean everything up and by the time I did, it was already kind of late. I missed my first two class periods! At least it’s away from Jiyong…I felt myself burn up with rage just by the mere thought of his name.                I quickly fixed myself and left. When I got to school, it was already lunch time. Oh, shit…I should’ve just stayed home today. I went into the cafeteria and saw some of my friends. I joined them at the lunch table. “Hey, guys…”                “Oh, there you are, Dara! Finally, my girl is here!” Donghae moved over for me.                “You’re girl…?” Wooyoung raised brow.                “Yes, my girl.”                “Nope, she’s my girl, suckers!” A boy named Taemin kissed my cheek and then pulled Donghae’s chair back.                   “Fucking Taemin!”                Donghae got up and started chasing Taemin around. I shook my head. The girls moved closer to me. “Hey, Dara…Kwon Jiyong is looking at you again.”                “What…?”                I turned and saw Jiyong turn his head away quickly. What the hell?! I turned away again but saw him from the corner of my eye. He was staring at me. So, I looked back and he looked away. It went on like that for a whole four rounds! He kept pretending like he wasn’t looking at me and looked at everything else in the cafeteria. The guy was a horrible actor.                I shook my head and stood up to go get some food. Since I was in a healthy mood, I went to the salad bar. My salad creation was so freaking awesome! I think I should be a salad arranger one day. Is that an occupation? If it is, I would be the BEST one yet. Hehe! I accidentally knocked an apple off the side but someone’s foot was there and it kicked the apple back up. I was shocked to see Jiyong standing in front of me. “Dara…” He smirked.~*~                She stuck her tongue out at me and walked away from me. I scoffed at her childish behavior. I followed her as she continued to make her salad. It was a pretty salad and very suitable for a petite girl like here. Was this why she smelled so damn good? She ate healthy like this? “Why are you following me? I thought you wanted me to stay away and you didn’t want to be friends?”                “I said we shouldn’t be friends, not that I didn’t want to be.” What did I say?                “What the hell does that even mean?”                “It means that if you were smart, you’d stay away from me.” You’re the one following her now, idiot.                 Aish…                Dara had an annoyed look on her face at my response. I knew she was upset with me. “Fine then, let’s say that I’m not smart. Would you tell me the truth about the car incident?”                Fuck! “You’re still on that?! It’s been two damn days! Build a freaking bridge and get over it already, woman!”                She glared at me. “I really hate you…”                She walked away from me again. I groaned and went after her. Was I insane for actually going after her? Yes…then again, I’ve done more insane things this week. I grabbed her and led her over to a separate table. I sat across from her, waiting for her to say something. She didn’t. “Look, I’m sorry that I’m being an ass all the time but it’s the best way.”                “I really don’t understand you. You tell me we shouldn’t be friends, then you say you want to be friends, and now you’re telling me that it’s best that you act like an asshole all the time? What the hell is going on in that head of yours? Damn, make up your mind!                “I get it. This is really confusing for you…I’m sorry about that.”                “Whatever…”                She stabbed her salad and starting eating it furiously. I hated to see her so pissed off. I already said I was sorry! I reached over and flicked her forehead slightly with my finger. She growled and stabbed my arm with a fork. “Ouch! Why the fuck did you just stab me with your fork?!” I took my hand back.                               “You started it! You flicked me!”                “That because you were mad at me…”                “So you flick people that are mad at you?! That is the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard! I swear you shorten my life span every time you talk to me!”                I pulled the fork out of my hand put it on the table. The wound would heal very fast so it was nothing to worry about but still…she stabbed me with a fork! Who the hell stabs people with forks?! Maybe I should talk to the school about getting plastic utensils because obviously metal utensils were deadly. “I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t mean to flick you.”                “You are the most confusing guy I’ve ever met. You won’t even tell me how you stopped the car…”                “I’d rather hear your theories.” It was better than me telling her.                “Well, I don’t know. I’ve considered that adrenaline rush thing, like you said. Oh, or you could be Superman, Batman, or Gossip Man…”                “Gossip Man…? And what if I’m not the hero? What if…I’m the bad guy?” I smirked.                Dara thought about it for a second and then nodded. Wait, she actually believed that I was the bad guy? This was the part where she was supposed to go, “No, you’re not the bad guy. I don’t think you’re bad…” But no, she goes and agrees with it! “Ah, I see. So, then, you’d kind of be like the Joker?” What?                “Sure…?”                “So, you’re insane then?”                “Um…” Yes.                “I’m going to take that as a yes. So, let’s just say for the sake of this conversation you were normal. Would you be friend with me?”                “No.” Yes!                 “Why not…?”                “You’re too stupid.” You’re too beautiful.                “You’re such a jerk. I don’t even know why I’m sitting here with you now. I’m supposed be angry with you. Why are you making this so difficult?!” She snapped.                “Sorry…?”                “You know what, forget it. Let’s just try to get along. You should come to the beach with us.”                “Which beach?”                “Um…the one—uh…you know, the one…over there, at that place, where the cliffs are...?”                I rolled my eyes and chuckled. “Yes, I know exactly where that is.”                “Some natives live there. My friend invited me over.”                Damn…they must be going to that werewolf infested beach. Shit, would it be safe for Dara to be there? Then again, maybe the wolves were off season since well…we haven’t stepped foot on their land and there hasn’t been any danger really. But those natives have an advantage over Dara. They’re sexier than vampires with their warm skin and chocolate abs…shit! What if she falls for their trap and ends up liking one of those flea bags? NOOOO! I couldn’t let that happen but wait, why do I care?! “Damn it!” I accidentally said out loud.                Dara stared at me in shock. “Are you okay?”                “Yeah, I’m good. I was just thinking about my math exam. Hehe. Oh, would you look at the time, it’s time for you to get to class. Haha. Well, see you later, Dara. I’ll talk to later. I should get going since my ‘siblings’ are waiting for me and stuff…yeah, have fun at the beach! Well, uh…look something shiny!” I pointed at the wall, Dara turned excitedly.I ran out of there like my ass was on fire. Once again, I made a complete fool of myself in front of Dara. I wouldn’t be surprised if she thought I was crazy. Maybe I was crazy. I was a crazy, disturbed vampire with really awesome hair. Speaking of hair, I needed to fix it since it got all messy from running out of the cafeteria. I went into my car and pulled out a mirror to examine myself. I brushed my dark brown hair back with hand and winked at the mirror. “Hello, good looking. Might I say you look mighty fine today.”“First you hump your furniture and now you’re talking to yourself in a mirror. I think you’re losing your mind, Ji.” I turned and saw Minzy getting into my car.“Wait! Is your butt dirty? I don’t want dirt on my seat!”“Oh, shut up! Stop complaining about your car!”   “But it’s my baby!”I whined.Minzy rolled her eyes at me and took the towel from the backseat and put it on her seat and sat back down. “Happy…?”“I guess…”“You’re so immature! Anyway, I saw you talking to Dara.” She playfully nudged me with her elbow.“Shut up…it was nothing…”“Sure it wasn’t. I told you, you wouldn’t be able to stay away. It’s only a matter of time before she becomes my future sister in law.”“Lay off the weed for a while because obviously, you’re not thinking straight. Dara is human and I’m a cold, soulless, blood sucking vampire. There’s no way…”“Sure there is! I told you, if you’re strong enough, you’ll be able to control yourself around her. You just need to have more self control than Top oppa and everyone else.”“You make it sound so easy…”Would it be easy? FUCK NO! Did she know how hard it was to control myself around Dara? Damn, even the simplest of gestures would give me a whiff of her scent and made me want to kill her. Yes, I actually wanted to kill her because she smelled so damn good! Could I do that? No! Why was that…? I have no fucking clue!_____________________________________________Uh...this wasn't funny. I'm sorry, my sickness if giving me lack of inspiration. I'm glad you guys has a good laugh with chapter 4. hahaha.  I'll try to make it a more funny next chapter. Anyway, please comment and subscribe. :) THANK YOU!