[M] Hold on... (1/1)
They stumbled into the suite, laughing loudly. They had had to run away from the fangirls and they had lost them movie-style by quickly hiding in an alleyway. Quite romantically too, as Kai had pulled Taemin into the alleyway and Taemin had then been captured between Kai's lips and the wall.Undressing themselves as they walked, they went to the bathroom. Kai grabbed Taemin's toothbrush and toothpaste and proceeded to brush Taemin's teeth with a smile on his face. And then, Taemin did the same in return, although he had to tip toe and lean on Kai a little bit.Even with a toothbrush in his mouth, Kai smirked and picked the boy up, wrapping Taemin's legs around his waist.Taemin grinned. 'Oh you perv.''You know you like it.' Kai sprayed a bit of toothpaste everywhere. Taemin laughed and continued his motions. Kai, in the meantime, grabbed Taemin's comb and lovingly combed Taemin's hair. When Taemin was done, he moved aside to let Kai spit and rinse with some water and proceeded to apply Kai's skin products to his face.'And then you don't even use Nature Republic.' Taemin grinned.'That stuff is expensive,' Kai said innocently.'And you advertise it.' Taemin said as he spread the cream over Kai's face.'Well… Yeah but… It think it's great stuff but just too expensive.' Kai smiled. 'So, that's alright, yes?''You have to say that, don't you?''Yeah…'Taemin laughed loudly and finished with Kai's face. 'Now just some lipstick on those lips of yours…''Noooo!' Kai said and spun them around. 'No lipstick!'Taemin laughed and grabbed the lip balm Kai had to use. 'But those lips of yours need to remain plump, puffy, plushy, soft, slightly pinkish and kissable by Taeminnie!'Kai sighed. 'Only for the last part then.'Taemin laughed and spread the lip balm over Kai's lips softly. 'See, it's not that bad!'Kai pouted cutely. 'But now I can't kiss you a good night!''Oh you romantic son of a …, fine! Kiss me then!'Kai placed his lips on Taemin's and his tongue darted out to play with Taemin's. He felt Taemin's arms around his neck and he retreated to breathe. 'Now… I need lip balm again.'Taemin happily applied it again. Kai woke up, clinging onto Taemin for once. It felt a bit odd, as he had never slept like this, but hearing Taemin's heartbeat like this sent him to heaven and beyond. Kai pressed a loving kiss on Taemin's chest and climbed on top of the boy, resting peacefully on top of him.Taemin smiled as he felt the weight of Kai add to his and woke up. 'Hey there, Jonginnie, what are you doing?''Capturing you so you will stay in my arms.' Kai smiled.'But then I can't make you breakfast.' Taemin grinned.'You don't have to, I'll make you breakfast today.''I'm not eating fried chicken.'Kai laughed. 'I know that I should order only the best steaks for you.''That's more like it! But I'm still not eating steak in the morning. Just let me…''I've done enough what I want already.''And now you're preventing me to do what I want to do?' Taemin raised an eyebrow. 'I like making you breakfast.''… Ah… But I want to help then!''But you can't… You know what, fine, I'll teach you.'Kai cheered and jumped off of Taemin. Taemin got out of bed and pulled him along. 'I have problems dealing with your happy ass already.'Kai laughed and hugged him from behind. 'You know you like my happy ass.''I love it! Now…' They had arrived in the kitchen. 'What do you want to learn and eat?''Uh… Do you remember when I got home really late and was really tired?''Yes. I still hate SM for that.' Taemin, still as naked as Kai, sat on the countertops.'Those pancakes.''Ah, well that's easy!' Taemin grabbed the milk, salt, flour and some eggs. 'First you decide how many pancakes you want to eat.''Uh… Two for each so… four?''Per pancake you take two soupspoons of flour, so that's…''Eight!' Kai was on a roll here! Taemin added the flour.'Add a bit of milk. Not too much. Just a bit.' Taemin added the milk. 'Then grab a whisk to mix it together.' He did as he said. 'Crack two eggs and add them to it.' Taemin cracked two eggs and added them to the dough that was forming. 'Mix them in good!' Now Kai took hold of the whisk and started to stir. 'Then some more milk since it's still very thick. It doesn't need to be watery, but just between thick and watery, it should drip off your whisk easily.'Kai took out the whisk and saw the dough drip away perfectly.'Now, you take a frying pan and you heat that up good! Add some oil or butter, whatever you want and the pan needs to be really hot. And then…' Taemin poured some dough into the pan when it had heated up. '… We make pancakes!'Kai smiled. 'It's not that hard!''Oh believe me, we're not done yet. You'll have to turn them too. The first one is always a bother.''You flip them like…' Kai imitated throwing a pancake in the air and catching it again.'Yeah, good luck doing that. I can't even do that stuff. I just use a spatula and turn it the old fashioned way.'Taemin showed Kai how to do it and revealed a golden brown pancake. Kai smiled giddily. 'Oh, it looks so good! You're such a good cook!'Taemin rubbed his neck. 'I'm not that good…''Yeah you are!' Kai's phone buzzed. "Chanyeol" changed the group name to "King Kai and his EXO-K minions"Chanyeol:Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!Much better than "Sehun's buttcheeks are the best"Sehun:But they are! I'm on top what concerns buttcheeks!Ask EXO-L!Chanyeol:Kaibutt = best butt.Kyungsoo:Channie has a point there.Lol, just kidding, I love you Sehun.Baekhyun:Why are we discussing male butts?Joonmyun:Oh, you're just jealous because we haven't mentioned yours yet.Before you had your girlfriend, you were all over Kai's butt.And face.And arms.And shoulders.And body in general.Basically like Chanyeol.Chanyeol:So now you're his like number two millionth fan! I'm number two!Dammit Taemin! Kekeke.Jongin:[ Picture of two plates with pancakes with maple syrup hearts on them ]I made that! With Taeminnie!Sehun:#proud#whydon'tyoueverdothisformeKekeke.Chanyeol:Omo, me wanna.So I'm guessing you fixed your problems?Jongin:Wait, how do you know about that?… Did Chen?Baekhyun:Yep.Kind of … I don't know.I couldn't do it if I were you. Long distance, different culture. Taeyeon is hard enough as it is.Sehun:Are you saying that Taeyon is a shemale?Because hyung, that's not something you should brag about.Baekhyun:NOOOOOMG SEHUN STOP TWISTING MY WORDS!JESUS CHRIST!Joonmyun:Wait, is Taeyeon a shemale?I knew you were into that Baekhyun.Chanyeol:Kekeke, this is amazing xDKyungsoo:What is a shemale again?Jongin:A woman with tits, a dick and balls.Or a man with tits, not sure.Both a kind of weird.Joonmyun:Of course, our Jonginnie knows it exactly.Pervert.Jongin:Like you didn't know it. I got caught a lot of times, but you… oooh if EXO-L were to know!Kyungsoo:So… Sehunnie basically just said that either Taeyeon has gotten a dick and balls…Or was a man but now has tits and looks like a woman.Sehun:Yes.Kyungsoo:Nice.Baekhyun:YOU SHOULD BE TELLING HIM OFF PEOPLE!RESPECT YOUR ELDERS MAKNAE!Sehun:No.Hyung.Chanyeol:I'm dead.Also Jongin! I want a cute picture of the both of you now!Jongin:[ Picture of Taemin and Kai in Chanyeol's pose ] Like that?Chanyeol:Omg yeaaaaaaaaaaas!Soooooo cute!Oh Taemin has a bit of syrup on his lip :OSooooo cute \(^o^)/Sehun:Why are you two topless?Joonmyun:Why do you even ask?"Hyung got some of that Taebooty!"Jongin:Don't worry, I got rid of that syrup, keke.No, no, we just slept.But we sleep naked though. You know me.And we just got up.We went to McDonald's ye