i dont even know (1/1)

Yoongi is scared and Jimin just wants to get some.---"What the fuck is this place?" Yoongz mutters under his breath, wincing as passerbys brush against his shoulders. He gritted his teeth. Were malls always this crowded?He tried not to groan as a fat dude jabbed his elbow in his stomach. A line of curses ran through his head as the pain sunk in, but he surpressed it. He was close, anyway, and he had his eye on the prize. A kiosk that was giving out free succulents.Finally, after passing 382091830219 (or around that many) more fat guys, lil meow meow arrived at the kiosk."fUCK YEAH," He moaned as he stared at the array of plants. "THIS IS SO HOT."The guy running the kiosk gave him a weird look.Y00ngi casually began to pick up one, or two, or fourteen of the potted plants. His big ass hands could carry a lot, and they can also choke me. (what?) Soon enough, he had snatched 38209% of the succulents, but as he turned to leave, he bumped into a stranger and the cacti fell out of his hands."Shit," He said, or yelled I guess."OWOWOOWWWWWWWWWWWOWOOWOWWWWW" Replied the stranger. "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MAN""I'M SORRY!" Yoongi apologized, picking up his babies from the floor. "WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS"Agust-Dick collected the plants and looked up to meet the stranger's eyes, and wow. That was one beautiful stranger. Agust-Dick almost Agust-DICKED."Um," The stranger took a cactus out (yes, out) of his arm. "I think you're missing one.""oH YEAH. THANKS. HAHA" Yoongerz took the now bloody cactus from the stranger. "THANKS." He said again. The stranger laughed. Yoonki almost jizzed right there and then. "My name is Jimin, by the way." The stranger said shyly. "Park Jimin. I'm a hairstylist at the salon a few stores away from here." He points and pulls out a business card from his pocket and hands it to Yoongi. "Come visit sometime?""Sure, James." Yoongi answered, still admiring the stranger's beauty. Wow fuk same yoongi lolJimin gave Yoongles another small (and slightly disturbed?) smile before turning and heading in the direction of his hair salon. "That ass doe," Yoongi thought. Jemonimin turned around, surprised. "Oh fuck. I didn't mean to say that out loud." Yoongi said. Why the fuck was he even talking anymore?Suddenly, there was a crash. And then a bboom bboom. And then a BAAM! Yoongi fell to the ground, surprised. ME TYHPING OVER THE SOUND OF LESTERS EATI G BECAUSE ITS SO DISTURBING AND IM GONAN LEAVE THIS PART IN BECAUSE I AM DISGUSTED-The roof of the mall broke, and a UFO landed in the middle of the fucken building. Customers ran away, screaming at the top of their lungs, because that's obviously something you don't see everyday. Yoongi's eyes subconciously trailed to Jemal, who was staring at the UFO with wide eyes.WHAT THE FUCK LEASTER WHY DO Y OU KE[P CHEWING ITS SO GODDAMN LOUD DOID YOU KNOW ITS ONE OF MY PET PEEVES FFS LCOSE YOUR DAN MOUTH I AM SO DISTURBED WTFThe aliens shot up the mall and Jomin and Yoongry ran away. Yungi got to keep his sUCCCCulents thankfully, and he also had JEmen with him, so life was pretty much perfect, except for the fact that they were abducted and are now living on the motherfucking sun, jhope is shookTHE END.---literally waht te fock did i just write lmao