5 Morons and 1 Ahjumma (1/1)

Believe me when I tell you this guys, I have never been this scared and shocked in my whole 18 years of existence in this world.  Not even when Sehun found out I was following this porn blog on tumblr (WTF RIGHT I KNOW EW).  I stood there, gaping ten times wider than a goldfish.  Sehun was giving me that confused yet cocky face, while I must’ve looked like I just got runned over by a truck.  I quickly formed a plan and prayed so that it would go well. To everybody’s surprise a split second later I had raced over to the other side of the room and thrown my arms around a very bewildered Kyungsoo’s neck.  “Babe, what a nice surprise!”  I cooed. And then silence. I FREAKING SOUND LIKE A PEDO AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY!!I gave up and let my mouth move to it’s own accord.  “Yah, Sehun-ah.”  I paused as I wrapped my arm around Kyungsoo’s.  “I said I was out with my boy friend.  Male.  Friend!  I was just shocked because Kyungsoo never told me that he was supposed to be sleeping over at our place.. Why didn’t you tell me?”  I pouted, looking at Kyungsoo. Thankfully,  Kyungsoo seemed to have fully caught up one what this may all be about and affectionately tucked a lock of hair behind my ear.  “Mianhae, it was sort of a spontaneous decision and my phone was dead at that time.  I only got to charge it when I got here but the guys and I were playing all these games and having a crazy karoake session that I kind forgot.  I’m sorry.”  He jutted out his lower lip.“It’s okay, it’s a pleasant surprise anyway.”  I smiled. Sehun was still eyeing us in what I could decipher as suspicion.  Fuck life for shooting him such smart genes.  There was still 85% probability that he was not buying our act. “So what did you say about going out with a male friend??”  Kyungsoo asked sternly, pulling away from me and acting angry.“I was just... out with Minho because he wanted to buy something for Sulli and he didn’t know what to buy.  He needed a girl’s help, of course.”  I winked, lying professionally.  As long as I didn’t look at Sehun, he’d never bust me out.“Yah, does that dude not have any girl friends other than you?” Kyungsoo asked.“Aaah.. I don’t know.  But nothing happened, really!  I’m sorry.”  I tugged on his sleeves and have him some puppy eyes to die for.  Ehem ehem.“Aish, I can never get mad at you with those puppy eyes on.”  Kyungsoo mumbled before pulling me in for a brief hug.“OKAY, ROMANCE SHOW’S OVER!  COME ON, LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!”  Chanyeol clapped, bouncing around.  I looked around myself.  Baekhyun, Kyungsoo, Chanyeol,  Sehun and Kai.  WAIT, BAEKHYUN?  Yeah, Baekhyun.  He was giving me the WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING look. “Party?  What party?”  I dumbly asked, even though I knew I didn’t want to know the answer. “Do you really want to hear our detailed itinerary for the night?”  Sehun taunted.“No, but I need to, so no permanent damages happen!!”“Well first, the five of us are gonna have a cooking competition!”  Chanyeol explained.  “Oh great, you can be the judge.  Then, we’re gonna watch a movie marathon, and lastly, we’re gonna play Spin The Bottle.” “Nobody is playing that game!”  I screamed.  “From my experience, that game can get pretty out of hand!!”“Aish, we’re gonna have fun okay?  Don’t be such a grandma.”  Sehun said, crossing his arms. “And why do you even need to have a cooking competition?  Everybody in here knows Kyungsoo is gonna win!”  I threw my hands in the air. “Stop being so biased!  I make pretty good spicy chicken too!”  Kai argued, puffing his chest proudly.“But-““Let them, I’ll go easy on them.”  Kyungsoo winked at me.“I just find the thought of you guys bringing my whole apartment into a potential fire EXTREMELY disturbing okay??!”  I yelled, damn, I just lost 35 years of my life!“Chanyeol brought an extinguisher with him.”  Sehun said calmly, jerking a thumb at a very shiny and eyecatching red tank lying on the middle of the floor.Oh, so we ARE expecting a fire then!!  Three cheers for these idiots, hip hip horraaay!! *grumble grumble*.“Aish, you guys, it’s already ten and we still haven’t done anything yet!!  Come on!” Chanyeol grumbled, dragging a handful of people by their collars. “H-helpp!!”  Kai choked.“It’s a freaking Thursday night you guys, we have school tomorrow!  Sehun, why did you invite them over tonight?!”  I cried.  “No, no  we can’t play Spin The Bottle.  We’re gonna end up all drunk and we’re gonna get spanked tomorrow at school!” “Chillax and loosen up yo!  Tomorrow will take care of itself.  Tonight, WE PARTY ROCK!!” The way Chanyeol said those three last words,  my insides trembled in fear.  This was not good.  We have school tomorrow and if  the teachers found out that we’ve all been drinking –underaged and on a school night—we will get sliced!!Everybody was already jumping to the kitched.  I shook my head in dismay.  I was about to enter my room to get changed when suddenly a hand covered my hand which was still on the handle of the door.  I looked up and saw Baekhyun.  His eyes were scrutinizing me.  “Did you and Suho break up?” he asked, talking in his normal voice. I pressed my palm on his hand and frantically pressed a finger on my lips.  His eyebrows rose to the feeling.  I whispered as soft as I could, “Sehun doesn’t know that I’m dating Suho.” “Mmmpffhh—““They all think that I’m with Kyungsoo.”  I continued.  “Because.. of certain circumstances and a one-night dinner with my parents.  But don’t worry, Suho knows.  So can you please, please, please not tell anything to Sehun or any of the guys??”  I asked before releasing his mouth.He nodded and I quickly took off my hand.“...ARE YOU CRAZY?? WHAT ABOUT SU—“I gasped, mortified, before pushing him into my room.  “SHUT UP!! LOWER YOUR VOICE!!  What the hell are you doing here anyway?!  You’re such a freaking pedo you’ve graduated college already but you’re still playing with idiots only in highschool?!”“I’m their chaperone for the night!!  I’m friends with Sehun so he invited me over and I thought it was a good idea to come because it’s been ages since I last had a sleepover.  And those guys like me already.  Especially Chanyeol, his sexual preference is starting to bother me already.”  Baekhyun said, whispering the last part. “ Well are you crazy??!!  Do you know how much this might affect Suho??!  Do you think he’s that petient and nice??  He clearly doesn’t want—““I don’t have a choice!!  My parents ..  I.. They accidentally met Kyungsoo and well.. YEAH!! It’s  a hard and very long story to explain!  Just trust me okay?  I’m not cheating on anybody and  nobody is getting hurt.  Don’t bust my act just yet because I’m pretty sure Sehun is not gonna be happy when he finds out I’m dating my teacher.  And Sehun will rat me out to mom, and mom will tell dad,  and dad will... yeah!!”“I still don’t like this idea-““Listen, this is not gonna be those cliche storylines where I fall in love with my pretend boyfriend. Now get out before those stupid people in my kitchen start thinking inappropriate thoughts!!” with that, I shoved Baekhyun out of my room.Baekhyun stuck his foot in front of my door.  I grunted at him and pushed it harder.  “I’ll... be watching you.”  Baekhyun whispered, making those hand signs, gesturing from his eyeballs to mine.   So the main objective of tonight is to get Sehun to believe that Kyungsoo and I are real couple and to wipe out any of his prior suspicions. Aigoooo. It’s like I’m trying to win an Oscar Award.  It’s THAT HARD.I’m exaggerating, I know.“Cooking is too hard!”  Chanyeol yelled.  “And there’s barely anything in these cupboards!!”“I know, why don’t we just play the egg game like in Running Man!!”  Kai yelled.  “Haera, do you have any eggs?”“Even if I do, I’m not giving any of them to you.”  I snarled. “Kyungsoo.  Your girlfriend is EVIL!  Fine, if you don’t want to tell me where your eggs are – OH LOOK, HERE IT IS!  PARTY TIME!”  Baekhyun yelled, doing a little butt-wiggling-thigh-shaking-vomit-raising happy dance.  “Let’s make some egg pancakes first!  First one to flip the pancake 30 times without fail wins!!”  Sehun yelled, magically producing 5 frying pans for each and every one of them. “This is not fun, everybody knows Kyungsoo is gonna win.”  Chanyeol grumbled.“Sshhh, guuuys, do you wanna know a secret??”  Kai said, teasingly wiggling his eyebrows.  Instataneously the 4 other morons huddled towards him, with their head leaned forward.  Including Kyungsoo, oh gawd, this is so stupid.“Kyungsoo only knows how to make his stupidly famous kimchi spaghetti, and some chicken soup!!  Other than that, he’s just as retarded as every single one of us.”  Kai finished proudly, as if being stupid together was an achievement.“OHOHOHO.  That’s what you think, Kim Ugly Jongin.  I’m not gonna go eas