[M] Dahyun Really Did It Hard (1/1)

Lol....

A crack fic, everyone...

This is well, SaiDahMoNa.

Uh...

My brain is weird. No worry. No smut. Can't write smut. Yes. No. Cannot yes.I hate the internet sometimes.

Especially youtubers who edit Twice vids. Gives me ideas. Dirty ideas.

But hey...It gives you life too.Inspired by this vid,

youtu.be/hye2kd-hoqs

Check it out if you haven't.By the way this is rushed.Hehehe.-----------------Momo came out of her room, stretching. A frown on her face. It was evident that her pain was undeniably strong."You okay, Momo?" Jeongyeon asked the dancing machine as the girl sat on the sofa in their dorm's living room."I don't think so..." Momo groaned. She pulled up her feet on the sofa and started massaging her thighs."Eh?" A high pitched voice was heard from their kitchen. "What's wrong?""Sana unnie, get out of the kitchen! You're distracting me..." Dahyun's voice can be heard from the kitchen as well."Arasseo." The earlier high pitched voice replied and came out of the kitchen revealing Minatozaki Sana in shorts and an oversized t-shirt. "Momoring, daijobou (are you okay in Japanese)?""I'm fine..." Momo replied. "Just a bit stiff...""Woah... Momoring!" Another voice came in. Jihyo just came out of the shower, her hair wrapped in a towel. "Your t-shirt seems a little bit tight, yeah?""What t-shirt?" Chaeyoung looked away from the TV, finally gazing at her unnies."Unnie, your t-shirt seems identical to Dahyun's." Tzuyu, who was beside of Chaeyoung the whole time pointed out."Oh... This?" Momo pointed. "It is Dahyunnie's.""EH?!" Sana's eyes widened in shock.Her precious dongsaeng's t-shirt? That's a bit absurd!"The chest area is a bit compressed now don't you think so, Momoring?" Mina asked."Aish!" Jeongyeon jumped in surprise from her seat. "Mina, what did I tell you about announcing your presence first before speaking?""I've been here the whole time, Jeongyeonie." Mina deadpanned."Ahhh... Sorry guys, I just grabbed whatever that was lying on the floor in the room." Momo apologized.The remaining girls looked at each other, all eyes wide and faces red except for Tzuyu."Eh?" Tzuyu piped in, she looked utterly confused. "Why are you all red?""Momo!" Jihyo scolded."Eh? Huh?" Momo as well, was confused. "What did I do?"A groan was heard from the rooms. "What's the commotion about?"Nayeon appeared, wearing an oversized t-shirt and...Just an oversized t-shirt."Unnie!" Jihyo again exclaimed, this time covering Tzuyu's and Chaeyoung's eyes. "There are children in the room!"Nayeon groaned."You too unnie?" Momo asked, rolling her shoulders.Nayeon nodded."Dahyunnie really did it hard to the both of us last night, didn't she?" Momo continued.Chaeyoung slapped away Jihyo's hand from her eyes and blushed furiously, suddenly imagining her unnies well...Doing the uhm. Deed.Jeongyeon and Mina stood up from the sofa in surprise, Jihyo gaped and Sana screamed."EH?!" They all simultaneously said except for one person in the living room.That one girl was Chou Tzuyu whose head tilted on one side, face still covered by God Mom Jihyo."I don't get it." Her small voice was heard."What happened?!" Dahyun came out of the kitchen, looking at her roommates. "I finished cooking as fast as I can. Don't worry! I turned off the stove."Jihyo gaped at Dahyun amd was about to say something until---"Kim Dahyun!" Sana interrupted Jihyo. "Explain yourself right now!""Uhhh... Okay?" Dahyun smiled uneasily. "You have to make this quick because I do plan to make eggs today.""Who cares about the eggs?!" Sana stomped."Heck yeah!" Jeongyeon turned to Dahyun, fuming (also jealous because she's jealous of Dahyun being... Hmm. "Intimate" with Nayeon last night?)."What did you, Momo and Nayeon do last night?" Chaeyoung asked quietly, still blushing by the fact that her unnies might've done something more than...Well...Kissing."Chaeyoung! You and I are so majorly going to talk." Mina raised an eyebrow at the smol bean."Eh?" Chaeyoung protested. "What's wrong with asking?""Yeah?" Tzuyu nodded, although she is confused."Last night?" Dahyun repeated. Then her face brightened up. She then said, "Oh... We had a session last night."Sana's face could practically explode. "And what is this session, Kim Dahyun?"Dahyun looked at Sana with confusion etched on her face. "A massage session? Right, unnies?"Momo and Nayeon nodded but gritted in pain. "You did it so hard last night, Dahyun!" Nayeon complained."Ah." Dahyun sheepishly scratched the back of her neck. "Sorry.""You better be!" Momo groaned again as she stretched her legs. "I barely could walk!"Sana fumed as soon as she heard that."Be honest, Kim Dahyun!" Sana spat out."No seriously. It was just a massage session!" Dahyun replied."Then why is Momo wearing your t-shirt? Why is Nayeon only wearing a t-shirt?" It was Jeongyeon's turn to shout."Calm down people!" Jihyo piped out."Shut up Jihyo." Jeongyeon glared."Excuse me?" The leader blinked but Jeongyeon just glared harder.Jihyo rolled her eyes and raised her hands up in surrender."Okay... Let me explain." Dahyun shakily said. "Momo and Nayeon and I, planned a massage session. The reason why they were wearing these is because one, they had to take off their shirts because I had to massage their backs, two, they're probably lazy and wore what they are wearing right now. Capiche people?"They all sighed and calmed down."Is this true?" Jihyo asked the two girls whi are in pain."Yes." The two girls in pain replied monotonusly."Okay... We believe you." Jihyo said as the remaining girls nodded."Jagiya..." Sana pouted.Dahyun smirked."Jagiya? Are you jealous?""How come you don't do a massage for me?" Sana said, puppy eyed toward Dahyun.Dahyun's smirk got larger and said,"I'll do a full body massage on you later. Just like what I did to you in the kitchen." Dahyun winked and went back to cooking breakfast for her group.Sana blushed and the rest of the group shouted simultaneously."I still don't get it." Tzuyu sighed. "Massage? Kitchen? Who does a massage in a kitchen?"End.----------Yeah... My mind. Really.So... Imma pitch in two more Saida stories and then requests are open my dears!Oh... Maybe two Saida stories and then one Mihyun story THEN the requests are open. Actually they are open since the beginning, so...COMMENT BELOW FOR YOUR REQUEST!Sarcastic out.