Boy Talk. (1/1)

(Go Nyu’s POV)♦I’m a little pervert, yes I am~ I think I’m sexy, I want a man~♦Keke. I just switched the lyrics from “I’m a little teacup.” and yes, all those words are true. Especially about me being a pervert. I know I said I wasn’t (refer to chapter 5) but everyone tells a white lie more than once in their lives.But maybe I went too far yesterday. I made Key cry. I don’t really want to admit it, but I felt a little guilty and a bit turned on. What? If you saw the tears cascading down his cheeks, glossy eyes, it was like a work of art. He should go int acting out sorrowful dramas. Girls will go crazy for his beautiful crying look. Too bad for me, I don’t get to see SHINee today. I’m stuck with minor paperworks and straightening out some outfits for future schedules. Its tedious but fun if you really think about it. Whatever I pick, goes. I can choose for them to be in the most gaudy outfits I can come up with and they cant complain…much. ^^Oh, did I mention I get my own office? I did! Though its not really so much an office, more like an empty fitting room. Unnie lent it to me, it was the first room she worked in as a seamstress, making and patching up clothes. It hasn’t been used since she got promoted (which was a long time ago!). So there’s lots of fabric rolls, mannequins, hanger racks and sewing machines around. There a big desk for me so I’m happy about that. Even better, there’s a curtain that, if pulled back, will show a little bed. I think unnie put it there to take some naps. Keke, mine now!Aigoo, I can go for some naps-but I should get to work. Time to get crackin’! (Key’s POV)I cant concentrate. I failed at practice. Missed the toilet. And fed my face milk because I missed my mouth drinking Taemin’s milk. Gah. Can it be any more of a crappy day? Of course it can. Especially when the hyungs are involved.For some reason, I found the Super Junior sunbaes in SHINee’s practice room. I was only gone for like 5 minutes to wash my face. Sunbaes are like ninjas. Heechul, Kyuhyun, Donghae and Leeteuk hyungs were there in the middle of the room talking in hushed tones with Onew and Minho. Where are Jonghyun and Taemin? Leeteuk looked up and waved. “Key ah!” all heads shot up from their campfire circle. “Come and sit!” don’t mind if I do.I went and sat beside Onew and Leeteuk (the circle went like this: Onew, me, Leeteuk, Heechul, Donghae, Minho the hyung whore* and Kyuhyun hyung). “Where are the others?” I asked to nobody in particular. “Jonghyun excused himself to call Shin Se Kyung and Taemin went exploring or something.” Heechul hyung said off handed-ly. Kyuhyun hyung sighed. “I want a girlfriend! Jonghyun is lucky.” Heechul huffed. ‘He’s lucky Shawols didn’t attack Se Kyung. I mean, there are photos of them holding hands and stuff.” “Knowing hyung as ‘King of skinships’ I bet they already kissed.” Minho stated with a sly grin. A chorus of “Oh’s” followed soon after. But its true, Jonghyun really likes skinships, I wouldn’t be surprised.Donghae hyung’s eyes sparkled as he gazed at Minho. “Bro, how far have you gone with a girl?” BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!Why would he ask something like that! I mean its invasion of privacy. No one should be listening- yet everyone in the campfire circle was intently staring at the flaming charisma. Okay, fine. I wanted to know to! Even though us SHINee members are close we have never had this type of conversation before, maybe with our friends but not to one another-especially if Taemin was around. No-no for the maknae. Minho’s face was pouting a bit and simultaneously we all assumed he didn’t get far. Donghae patted Minho’s shoulder sympathetically. “Its okay, your still young.” Minho shook his head. “What are you talking about hyung? I’ve gotten to shortstop*”I think it all of us reeled back hearing this. “WHAT?” Donghae and Kyuhyun took Minho by the shoulders and began to shake him. Heechul hyung was yelling questions at him. “WHEN? WHERE? HOW?”Leeteuk and Onew were just sitting there with wide eyes. They went into shock? Come on, you guys are the leaders! And you guys are the surprised ones. “Yah, yah! Stop shaking Minho, he might get an aneurism.” Leeteuk hyung snapped out of it and pried the hands of the two hyungs off Minho. Donghae hyung frowned. “Not fair. Not even I got that far at your age. I just scored third base when I was 22!” Kyuhyun smirked in triumph. “Well I got third base when I was 21, hyung!” While they had a glaring battle, the conversation continued. “Your still young, Minho ah.” Leeteuk said as a hyung would. Minho shrugged. “I guess I am, but it has happened and passed.” Heechul tsked. “Whatever. Teukie already hit fourth base when we debuted.” Kyuhyun and Donghae hyung looked away from each other and stared at Leeteuk, whose face was turning bright red. “HYUNG?” and they bothered him about it. Heechul then set his sights on Onew. “You.” Onew gulped and looked away. Nu-oh Dubu leader, you cant run away. “Confess how far you’ve gotten hyung,” Minho led on wanting to hear his answer. “Eh…” “Don’t tell us that your playing for the other team?” Heechul hyung prodded with narrowed eyes. Onew hyung shook his head furiously and waved his hands. “N-no! I like girls, hyung! don’t say that,” he frowned and looked at the floor boards. He sighed. “I only got first base okay? I had a bad experience with girls so I don’t want to go any further…” Heechul hyung nodded like he understood. “Araso, I see Jinki ah. Me too, I don’t want to go any further with just any girl. I want Wonder Girls…” Heechul went on a rant then. So what about me? I haven’t gotten that far with anyone… “How about you Key hyung?” Minho had some kind of mischievous face when he asked me. Now the hyungs looked at me intently. Oh fuck. Do I tell them a lie? I mean I haven’t a all…….Go Nyu. That girl that made me cry! The girl that took my first kiss. Touched me in ways I wouldn’t want to think of. The girl that made me feel a strange feeling when our lips locked and bodies touched. Would that come into account of this conversation?“So how far have you gotten?”“Gotten where, hyungs?”Taemin came strolling in with a cheerful look on his face. “Taeminnie! Why are you here?” my insides contradicted those words. I was seriously jumping for joy that he came in. He skipped up to our circle and plopped down beside me and Onew. “Gotten where?” he repeated the words to the group. Onew, not using his brain matter, told him. “Have you ever done anything to a girl?” Contrary to what I thought would have happened (Taeminnie covering his ears while yelling and running out) Taemin’s cheeks just heated up and he giggled like a schoolgirl. No joke. Leeteuk asked what was wrong and Taemin shook his head with a gleaming smile he said, “I got to touch noona’s boobs.”Touch. Boobs. TAEMIN TOUCHED BOOBS? WHOSE BOOBS?We all gaped openly at the maknae who was giddy as ever, high on life?“M-maknae, when did this happen?” Donghae hyung asked quietly. “Today!”“How did you…when was it…?” Heechul hyung asked. “It was by accident actually! I found noona but I tripped over some cloth and stumbled to her. Noona caught me and somehow my hands ended up on her boobs. Kekeke.” “And she didn’t slap you?” Onew hyung pitched getting looks from us. “Noo, noona wouldn’t hit Taeminnie. But I don't  think she noticed, she didn’t say anything and told Taeminnie to be careful next time,” Taemin smiled. “Her boobs were squishy.”Jealous wasn’t the exact words to describe what the faces of the hyungs were. the pink tinge of everyone’s cheeks and the dazed look in their eyes were more like they were in La-La Land. Minho wasn’t fazed though and asked the most important question yet. “Who is this noona?”Taemin opened his mouth. “It’s coordi noona’s assist-”A knock came and the door was opened. “Ne, Taemin ah you dropped your phone when you tripped-oh. Did I interrupt?”Taemin’s eyes widened and he quickly stood up. “NOONA.”Noona? More like the she-evil. It was Go Nyu!   a/n *from what I know, Minho is really close to some sunbaes so, he's the hyung 'whore' I don't mean any offense or anything. I just used that for self amusement pusposed :P*shotstop=between second and third base. OHMIGOSH, I had a hard time keeping a straight face when I looked the "bases" up. I didnt know exactly what each base meant so i urban dictionary-ied and google-ed it up. KEKE. XD