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민윤기unknown number: HYUNNGGG!!!!! YOURE USERNAME IS UNEXPECTEDLY CUTE!!! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ (and sorta gay liKE ME<3)1:17 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: wtf who are you1:17 amunknown number: TAETAE YOUR FAVORITE DONGSAENG HOW COULD YOU FORGET ~_~;1:17 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: tae what the hell it’s 1:17 am  1:17 am90%idiotae: EXACTLY AND CHIMCHIM STILL WONT LETT ME INNN :(1:18 am90%idiotae: IVE TRIED EVERYTHING EVEN OFFERED HIM ONE OF MY DILDOS1:18 am thebastardwiththePRETTYface: holy shit why would you even have one1:19 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: on second thought don’t tell me1:20 am90%idiotae: KOOKIE DUH1:20 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: damnit tae he’s only twenty1:20 am90%idiotae: AND HE THRUSTS LIKE A FUCKING RIOT ☆〜（ゝ。∂）1:21 am90%idiotae: hyung?1:24 am90%idiotae: hyuuunngg??1:25 am90%idiotae: min yoongi? s.u.g.a. agust d??1:25 am90%idiotae: motionless min??? my sweet sugar honey baby???????1:26 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: fuck you1:26 am90%idiotae: AND HE SPEAKS!! *\(^o^)/*1:27 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: you’re just keeping me up rn hurry up and get to the point1:27 am90%idiotae: okay eomma. youre starting to sound like jin btw its GROSS.1:27 am90%idiotae: as i was sAYING CHIMCHIM WONT LEMME INN AND IM STARVING FOR OUR WEEKLY FRIDAY PIZZAMOVIES!! (u_u)1:28 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: who the hell is chimchim again1:28 am90%idiotae: CHIMCHIM=PARK JIMIN!! YOU TOOK HIS VIRGINITY REMEMBER? oh wait chim said you forgot everything HA!1:28 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: I TOOK WHO’S VIRGINITY??1:28 am90%idiotae: he ran out on you. chickened out i guessヽ(；▽；)ノ1:28 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: oh1:28 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: shit.1:29 am90%idiotae: hyung?1:29 am90%idiotae: you okay?1:30 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: i screwed up.1:30 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: fuc tae i relly scrwwed yp1:31 am90%idiotae: yeah so did i WHICH IS WHY IM STUCK OUTSIDE HUGGING CHIMS DOOR IN DESPERATION!!1:31 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: and how am i supposed to help1:31 am90%idiotae: YOU CAN CONVINCE HIM TO LET ME INN PLSPLSPLS ILL GIVE YOU HIS #1:31 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: i screwed up man i can’t just talk like nothing’s wrong1:32 am90%idiotae: ILL DP ANYTING YOU WANNT FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS (＞人＜;)1:32 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: next month1:32 am90%idiotae: YESSIR (￣^￣)ゞ1:33 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: what’s his number1:33 am90%idiotae: you sounding a tad bit too excited hyung (¬_¬)1:34 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: shut it1:34 am90%idiotae: btw hyung what do you have me down as in your contacts?1:40 amthebastardwiththePRETTYface: fav dongsaeng1:41 am90%idiotae: awww i luv you too hyung <3<3<31:41 am --- 박지민unknown number: OPEN THE DOOR PLS CHIMS I LUV YOU I’M SO SORRY I REGRET EVERYTHING - tae1:46 amchxmchim: ohmygod did tae resort to using a stranger’s phone to contact me lol1:48 amunknown number: not exactly stranger but...sort of? just open the door he keeps bothering me about jungcock and his explicitly detailed sex life. if you know what I mean1:49 amunknown number: shit1:49 amunknown number: *jungkook sorry1:49 amchxmchim: ...was that auto correct? jungkook=jungcock1:50 amunknown number: yes?1:50 amunknown number: again, sorry.1:50 amchxmchim: nonono1:50 amchxmchim: it's great1:51 amchxmchim: more than great actually, why didn't I think of it1:51 amunknown number: why are you locking tae out anyway?1:52 amchxmchim: it's a long story1:52 amunknown number: I'm listening1:52 amchxmchim: this guy took my v card and it was sortof amazing but he didn’t remember anything and god it was so mortifying i ran out on him1:53 amchxmchim: and then i told tae and he wouldn’t let me off and i swear god hates me cause WE SAW HIM AGAIN AT A GROCERY STORE THAT WEEKEND!!!1:53 amchxmchim the hot guy who screwed me, i mean, not tae1:54 amunknown number: oh shit. yeah. sorry about that i didn’t know.1:54 amunknown number: or remember1:54 amjimin choked on his coke, breaking into a violent coughing fit as he dropped the can. bubbling liquid spilled across the kitchen tiles but jimin ignored it, still too caught up in his shock as he gasped for air. min fucking yoongi was who he was talking to. and talking about. jimin was talking about min yoongi to min yoongi.fuckwhen jimin finally calmed down enough and found a pillow to cling onto in humiliation, he settled onto the couch and took another peek at his screen.minfuckingyoongi: i just made myself sound terrible1:56 amminfuckingyoongi: sorry can i do that again?1:56 amminfuckingyoongi: actually no, i can’t think of any other way to break it to you1:59 amminfuckingyoongi: i’m ranting1:59 amminfuckingyoongi: did i just fuck this up2:01 amchxmchim: no2:04 amchxmchim: it’s fine2:04 amchxmchim: we’re good2:04 amminfuckingyoongi: okay2:05 amminfuckingyoongi: cool2:05 amminfuckingyoongi: you should probably get to tae now, he’s moved on to the subject of his future2:06 amminfuckingyoongi: like “kookie and i will get MARRIEd in our late twenties and we’ll live in a pink cotton candy house and have lots and lots of old people sex and adopt three babies (two girls and one boy) but i still haven’t come up with any names yet so if you do LET ME KNOW<3<3!!!” future2:06 amchxmchim: yeah2:07 amchxmchim: i should probably2:07 amchxmchim: ...night?2:08 amminfuckingyoongi: ☾~2:09 amwhen jimin finally opens the door, tae’s lying curled up into a ball on the doormat, phone almost dangling from one limp hand. everything seems to happen in slow motion as tae’s head whirls around, revealing a red face full of tears and a lower lip pulled up into a pout, and he unravels so quickly from the floor like his body’s made of rubber. sleeved arms wrap themselves around jimin’s waist as tae blubbers into his neck.”CHIMCHIM I’M SO SORRY I DON’T WANNA END THIS BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE NICE ENOUGH TO BUY ME PIZZA EVERY WEEK AND WATCH STUPID ROM COMS WITH ME-” jimin puts one hand over tae’s mouth and guides his friend inside with the other, nudging the door closed behind them with a foot.”it’s okay tae. c’mon let’s get some sleep.” jimin leads a sniffling tae through the kitchen, daintily stepping over the coke can. tae squints at the mess of dark liquid.”what happened to that?””dropped it.””when you figured out who was texting you?” tae’s tears were gone, face dry without a hint of every crying except for a few faint tear tracks, devilish smile back in place.”aaand we’re back.” jimin sighed, already beginning to regret letting tae in.”night night, chims.” tae crawls under the covers of jimin’s bed, snuggling in comfortably and rolling around until all the sheets were wrapped in a tight bundle around him. jimin rolls his eyes at the sight, too tired to fight for warmth, and curls up beside him.     a/n: i feel like i won't ever not end a chapter with tae doing something. especially annoying jimin because that's what he lives for (other than being kookie's other half). (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))