[M] Dari (1/1)

AN If you don't remember some key terms, then keep in mind: Xi-me, my, etc.Suka-youPicco-penisShibu-sexBu/Bulpa- no/stop

[|] 2 [|]   “Luhan, baby, just stay put, okay?” Sehun asked - pleaded - with a tight expression. “See those flashing buttons. Don't touch them.” He faked a smile and turned to Amber who was waiting for explanation.  “Okay, Shixun! Wait,” Luhan didn't move his feet as he was told but he did lean as far as he could to inspect the girl talking with his mate. “Is this one of your ukes from the tower?”  Sehun visibly gulped as he shot Lu Han a stern glare. “No, and no there are no ukes here Lu. Please be quiet.” Sehun groaned with his hand covering his eyes as if to block out the sight of the entire scene. “Amber, this is Lu Han my uh… my-” “Mate!” “Husband. I may have married a foreigner while I was gone. Between me and you that is. Just me and you. As in don't say a word to anyone because I have enough money to make you regret it.” Sehun blabbered as the girl eyed his lover. “Okay, congrats boss, but uh… what's with the tail?” She teased shamelessly.  “Foreigner, like I said.” He said simply in hopes that she would take the clue and forget what she saw. “As in foreign to our planet. As in not human.” She noted with her eyebrows raised in surprise. “Whattaya know, boss man brought home a wolf boy.” She began to tease. “Lu Han, I said to put away your tail!” Sehun whined just as his crew decided to pile out like a band of circus freaks. “Oh Lord help me.” He murmured.  “Wow, what'd you take home the in laws?” she snorted as Kyungsoo came close enough to smack her in the head.  “He left the in laws there actually.” Chanyeol quipped as he pulled his lover into his broad chest. “We were just jealous of all the loving Boss here was getting and figured we should bring home our own.”  “Exactly.” suho agreed jokingly, helping Yixing over the docking beams. The little uke was over the shock of his home tragedy and merely curious about the strange world he was now in. He couldn't understand a lick of English but it didn't bother him in the least as long as Suho was near him.  “Lu Han, what did I say about those God damn buttons!” Sehun barked like a haggard mother. Luhan pulled his hands away only for amber to come close and point at one. “Go ahead, you tell that jerk to be nice.” She cooed, scuffing Lu's hair perfectly enough to make him purr.  “Be nice jerk. The nice human uke said so. She likes me.” Lu grinned in triumph.  “Amber, don't encourage him he isn't exactly familiar with-” “Building lockdown initiated. Lockdown with commence in thirty seconds. Beep, beep…”  As if Sehun's landing couldn't have gotten any worse, there it was. It would take twenty-four hours to even get into the building after lockdown protocol was initiated. “Fucking shit shit fuck, everyone out!” He and Suho both began to wail.  If there first moments on earth were any indication of their future together, Sehun would imagine that they would be entirely set on self-destruct mode. “Huh? Why not stay in Shixun's tower?” Luhan whined confusedly until a shocked expression took over his features. “Are there ukes here?! Are you trying to protect them from Luhan?!” The tribesboy gasped as Sehun dragged him to the exit.  “No, baby. No uke's.” Sehun assured with a groan. Luhan huffed but let the idea slide - for now. “I'm Amber.” The girl chirped happily as they reached the outer porchway of the back entrances. “Not an uke.” She added, assuming that whatever one was, Sehun hadn't lied when he claimed that she wasn't one.  “Oh!” Luhan gasped cheerfully, taking her word(which really made the CEO question his level of loyalty). “We can be friend. Luhan not have any other than dumbass, Baekkie and Kairo. Baekkie and dumbass spend their time doing shibu and Kairo spend time drooling at the cute human. Yes, that one.” Luhan explained as he pointed to Kyungsoo.  “Who is dumbass?”  Amber questioned, chuckled amusedly as Lu's finger directed to none other than the one