Dillemmas between friends (1/1)

When Woohyun got home that evening, he found Dongwoo and Sungyeol chatting in the kitchen.“Hey guys,” He casually greeted before heading for the fridge to find something to eat. Sungyeol immediately started choking on his dinner, while Dongwoo almost dropped his glass of juice. Woohyun turned when he noticed they were eating something.“Ah, did you just make that?” He pointed to the food on Sungyeol’s plate, and then got out a clean pair of chopsticks and sat down at the table to help himself. He was too hungry to notice his two friends’ rather odd behavior. But then he looked up, mouth full of rice and noticed them both staring wide eyed at him.“What?”“N-NOTHING!” Sungyeol gasped and immediately looked away.“What’s wrong with him?” Woohyun nudged Dongwoo, who flinched slightly and backed away.“Uh…i-its nothing.” Dongwoo laughed awkwardly, whilst averting his eyes.Woohyun eyed them both suspiciously. “What’s gong on here?” Then he grinned. “Did something happen? Wait, is this like that time when you guys thought Sunggyu was a murderer and—.” Sungyeol once again started choking—but this time on his own saliva, while Dongwoo laughed rather loudly, with an uneasy expression. “Anyways…” Woohyun rolled his eyes, hoping their strange behavior would just pass eventually on its own. “Speaking of Sunggyu—.”“W-Why speaking of him?!” Sungyeol stammered. “No one was speaking of him!”Woohyun frowned. “I just did. Anyways…” He shrugged. “That’s where I was last night. At hyung’s place. And I know you called me Sungyeol—.”Sungyeol immediately gasped while Dongwoo hastily stood up knocking the table with his knees.“What’s up with you guys?” Woohyun sighed. He leaned forward, closer to Sungyeol to inspect him for any sign of illness, but Sungyeol immediately jumped backwards, falling out of his chair. “Yah, are you ok?” Woohyun stood up to help him, but Sungyeol hastily got to his feet on his own.“L-Look at the time!” Sungyeol blurted out, pointing to the microwave. “It’s late! I should go to sleep!”“What?” Woohyun frowned. “But its only 8:30—.”“Yeah you’re right Yeol!” Dongwoo readily agreed and hurriedly followed after the taller man. “G’night Woohyun!”At that, Woohyun was left alone in the kitchen. He pouted and rubbed the back of his head.“What’s up with them?” He wondered. “Oh well…I wonder if hyung’s at home now. I’ll text him.”To Cuddly Gyubear <3:I miss you jagiya~ Are you home?He also took a selca of himself making a cutesy pose and sent it to Sunggyu as well. Then he went to go take a bath. As soon as he was submerged in the bubbly water, Sunggyu replied him. He reached for his phone that was on the sink counter.To Woohyunnie:I just got home. Don’t send me your selcas.Woohyun frowned at that.To Cuddly Gyubear <3:Why not?To Woohyunnie:Because then it’ll just make me want to see you more. >.<Woohyun had the hugest, stupidest smile on his face at that moment, and splashed around in the tub because he just couldn’t contain his happiness. He hastily phoned Sunggyu up because texting just wasn’t enough.“Hello—?”“I love you.” Woohyun said immediately after Sunggyu had answered.He could hear Sunggyu chuckle softly on the other end. “I know.”“What’re you doing?” Woohyun asked. “Can you come over?”“I can’t. I have an early schedule tomorrow.” Sunggyu sighed, making Woohyun frown.“Oh…” He mumbled. “Ok.”“Sorry Hyun.” Sunggyu sounded just as disappointed.“It’s ok. I just thought…well I’m taking a bubble bath, and I wanted you to join me.”“…Damn it.” Sunggyu cursed. “W-Why would you tell me that? Now I…ugh.”Woohyun chuckled. “What? Already turned on~?”“N-No! Shut up!” Sunggyu stammered. Woohyun could practically see his cute, flustered expression. “S-So…are you like, in the tub right now or…?”“Wow you’re shameless.” Woohyun snorted.“I-It’s your fault for mentioning it in the first place!” Sunggyu argued.“Ok whatever you say.” Woohyun laughed.Meanwhile right outside of the bathroom, Sungyeol and Dongwoo had their ears pressed to the door.“D-Did you hear that?” Dongwoo tugged on Sungyeol’s arm. “They’re…they’re having phone sex!”“Oh my god!” Sungyeol gasped. “Remember when we used to make fun of them and they used to get all embarrassed! They must have been acting because their sex lives are way more kinkier than ours!”“I know right!” Dongwoo nodded avidly.“I didn’t know Woohyun hyung could be this bad…I mean we already knew he liked using handcuffs, but…”“He was wearing…an apron…” Dongwoo murmured, as if he still wasn’t able to register that fact. “It was a frilly apron…It was pink.”“Yeah I know! I saw it too.” Sungyeol rolled his eyes.“He wasn’t wearing anything underneath it Sungyeol.” Dongwoo stared at the taller man with an almost worried expression.“I know! Aish, why are you still talking about that?!”“I don’t know…” Dongwoo clutched his head in a panic. “What’s going on with me?”“I’m scared hyung.” Sungyeol bit his lip. “I feel like I’ve been violated or something…like I just saw my parents doing it!”“But…” Dongwoo blinked. “Woohyun and Sunggyu hyung aren’t your parents—.”“I know that! But I just….I don’t know! It’s weird!” Sungyeol groaned.“I thought we weren’t going to talk about this anymore.” Dongwoo frowned. “Isn’t that what we agreed on?”“Yeah, but I wanted to make fun of Woohyun hyung, but I don’t even know if I’ve fully wrapped my head around this enough to do that…” Sungyeol sighed.“Well if we’re being honest…” Dongwoo rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “I’ve thought about it before.”Sungyeol cocked an eyebrow. “Thought about…?”“Well you guys already knew I was gay since school, and well, I didn’t think you guys were, but I did imagine things sometimes…”“Imagine…things?” Sungyeol blinked.“Well, you have to admit Woohyun is pretty hot—.”“Ew!” Sungyeol squealed. “You liked him—?!”“It’s not like I’m attracted to him! But he is pretty good looking!” Dongwoo exclaimed. “You have to admit that!”“I guess…” Sungyeol pursed his lips, nodding slowly. “But hey!” He frowned. “What about me? You only thought about Woohyun hyung that way?”“Sorry.” Dongwoo shrugged. “You’re not really my type Yeollie. Your ass’s too flat.” He patted Sungyeol’s butt as if to prove a point.“W-Well…my mom thinks my butt is great!” Sungyeol stammered, in a weak attempt to defend himself.Dongwoo made a face. “That’s not really…I mean that’s sort of a weird thing to say.”“I-I didn’t mean it like that! I just meant...ugh forget it!”“Well what about Myungsoo?” Dongwoo tried to comfort him. “He still thinks your butt is the best right?”Sungyeol snorted. “Why are we even having this conversation?”“Speaking of Myungsoo…his is pretty nice.” Dongwoo murmured, causing Sungyeol’s eyes to widen in shock.“Yah, you…you were looking at his ass?!”“Not particularly! It’s just an observation—.”“Are you talking about butts again?” They both finally realized Woohyun was leaning in the now open bathroom doorway, a white towel wrapped around his waist.“What do you mean again?” Sungyeol frowned. “Its not like we talk about butts all the time.”“Not you, but…” They both side-eyed Dongwoo.“W-What?” Dongwoo put his hands up defensively, whilst sheepishly grinning. “Not all the time!”“Uh huh, sure.” Woohyun rolled his eyes, arms folded.“You should be happy.” Sungyeol scoffed. “Because apparently your butt’s better than mine in the eyes of the ass master or whatever.”“Well,” Woohyun shrugged. “Yours is pretty flat—.”“WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?!” Sungyeol threw his hands up in the air, and proceeded to bang his head on the nearby wall. “Some people like that better! Not everyone wants huge, voluptuous—.”“I can’t believe you checked out Myungsoo’s ass though.” Woohyun turned to Dongwoo, both of them ignoring their enraged friend. “But I mean Sunggyu’s is way better right?”Dongwoo scratched the back of his head. “Well…”“What’s that supposed to mean?” Woohyun suddenly started getting defensive. “Are you saying he doesn’t have a great ass?”“Oh uh…of course not Woohyun.” Dongwoo smiled. “Yeah, it’s really uh great—.”“What do you mean great?!” Woohyun flared. “Did you cop a feel too? How dare you touch my precious, adorable Gyu’s butt with your—!”“I-I didn’t say that!” Dongwoo cried. “You’re misunderstanding—!”“Oh so you’re saying his butt isn’t good enough to be touched by the oh-so-great Jang Dongwoo, butt-master extraordinaire—!”“What do you want from me?!” Dongwoo whined in frustration.“How about don’t stare at your best friend’s boyfriend’s ass!” Woohyun suggested in aggressive tone.“But I didn’t even do that!” Dongwoo argued.“Yeah you did!” Sungyeol momentarily stopped his head banging to get in on the argument. “You just said Myungsoo’s ass is—!”“It was just an observation—!”“What a bunch of horse poop! Observation my ass!” Sungyeol snorted.“Yeah, who makes “observations” like that?!” Woohyun agreed.“A wise philosophical man! That’s who!” Dongwoo claimed.“Yeah ‘cause I’m sure Plato took a break from contemplating the meaning of life to grab some ass!” Woohyun retorted.“Maybe he did! You don’t know! He was human after all! Even Plato had his urges!”And just like that, the awkward atmosphere disappeared, and the idiot trio returned to normal…Well, at least normal for them.++++On an ordinary evening later that week, Woohyun was in the kitchen, baking some cookies. He had just put a tray in the oven to bake, when he noticed Hoya and Myungsoo sitting at the counter…watching him.“Uh…can I help you?” He raised an eyebrow.“No, we’re fine.” Hoya replied coolly.Woohyun snorted. “I mean what’re you guys doing? Waiting for Dongwoo and Yeol?”“What else would we be doing here?” Hoya retorted, rather defensively.“It’s definitely not to see you in an apron.” Myungsoo mumbled.“What?” Woohyun frowned.“Nothing.” They both said together.Woohyun sighed, wiping some flour from his cheek with the back of his hand. “Now you guys are acting weird? First it was Dongwoo and Sungyeol…seriously what happened? Did I miss something?”Hoya and Myungsoo didn’t say anything and averted their eyes.Witnessing that video elicited different reactions from everyone. Sungyeol felt violated like he had just seen his parents doing it. Dongwoo and Myungsoo were aroused. And Hoya…well Hoya was just confused. He didn’t know whether he should be judging Sunggyu or congratulating him for actually getting Woohyun to go along with his kinks.Hoya had his fantasies. Why wouldn’t he? But he would never actually have the balls to tell Dongwoo about them, let alone actually make him do them.But to think someone like Sunggyu could. For how long Hoya knew Sunggyu, he knew the older man was definitely perverted, but he never seemed like someone who would ever be forceful or the one to initiate things in a relationship. So it sort of hurt Hoya’s pride that while he was sitting around not having the courage to tell Dongwoo what he wanted, Sunggyu was already doing whatever he wanted with Woohyun.“But it’s not the same thing.” He told himself. “Besides Woohyun would do anything for him, so he probably offered. Yeah, that’s it…its not like Sunggyu hyung would actually…”While Hoya was off in thinking land, Dongwoo waltzed in, immediately hugging Hoya and pecking him on the cheek.“You’re already here Howonnie?” Dongwoo smiled and patted Hoya’s butt, before moving into the kitchen to see what Woohyun was making.Hoya mumbled something incoherent in response, too distracted with his thoughts.“What’re you doing?” Dongwoo asked, watching Woohyun roll up some dough in to little balls and place them on a baking sheet. “Making cookies?” He eyed the ones Woohyun had just taken out of the oven, that were cooling on a plate on the counter.“Don’t touch.” Woohyun slapped the hungry dino’s hand away. “These are for Gyu.”“Aw.” Dongwoo pouted. “Can’t I just have one? Its not like Sunggyu hyung can eat them all anyways!”“…Fine.” Woohyun gave in. “But just one, ok?”Dongwoo cheered and munched on a cookie, but then winced when he burnt his tongue. “Ow hot!”“Well they did just come out of the oven.” Woohyun snorted and handed him a glass of milk.“Why’re you making cookies for Sunggyu hyung anyways?” Myungsoo asked.“Because, his latest music video hit 5 million views!” Woohyun grinned proudly.“…Is that really a reason to make him cookies?” Hoya snorted.“Ah, you mean that music video where he was with that girl—?”“It was just acting!” Woohyun interrupted Dongwoo. “Ok? It was just acting! Besides, that girl already has a boyfriend a-and—.”“Ok, ok, sorry.” Dongwoo laughed and patted Woohyun on the back. “Seriously though, you’re like a young wife, making a celebratory meal for her hubby after he got a promotion at work or something.”Woohyun shot him an un-amused glare. “Excuse me, but I am Sunggyu’s husband, not his wife. I mean there’s nothing wrong with being a wife, but I’m a man! It doesn’t make any sense for me to be his wife! I’m his husband and he’s my husband. We’re husbands ok?!”Dongwoo just laughed and went over to Hoya, noticing his boyfriend had been awfully quiet.“Hey, are you ok?”“Hm?” Hoya looked up. “Uh, yeah…”“You sure?” Dongwoo eyed him with concern.“Yeah.” Hoya smiled assuredly. “Just thinking about some new lyrics for a song.”“Really?” Dongwoo grinned. “Sing them for me! I want to hear.”“Actually,” Hoya smirked, suddenly getting an idea. “How about we go to my place first?” Then he glanced at Woohyun and Myungsoo. “These lyrics aren’t for just anyone to hear.”Woohyun made a face. “I don’t know if I should feel insulted or—.”“What’re we waiting for?” Dongwoo giggled, though there was a knowing spark in his eyes. “Lets go~” He pulled Hoya to the front door.Myungsoo titled his head in confusion, and Woohyun merely sighed.Woohyun shook his head, before checking the timer on the oven. There was still fifteen minutes for the last batch to bake.He tugged on the collar of his shirt, feeling hot because of the oven being on. But then he looked down and realized he had gotten chocolate and batter on his shirt.“Damn…” He muttered.“Maybe you should have worn an apron?” Myungsoo suggested with a smirk.Woohyun immediately felt his face grow hot at the mention of an apron. He really did not want to think about that anymore, and if he never wore an apron again it would be too soon.“W-What?” He forced a laugh. “Nah…this was an old shirt anyways…”He awkwardly tugged at the end of the shirt, realizing he could probably never wear an apron ever again—especially in front of Sunggyu. “So…” He cleared his throat, leaning his elbows on the counter. “You’re just going to sit there all night? Where’s Sungyeol?”“Dunno.” Was Myungsoo’s plain reply.“…Ok?” Woohyun felt sort of uncomfortable being alone with Myungsoo. No one ever knew what he was thinking with that blank face. Ok, that was a lie. Everyone knew what he was thinking. It’s just that everyone wished they didn’t.“Hyung.”“Hm?”“Can I…ask you something?”“…Yeah sure.” Woohyun looked up and noticed the rather serious expression on the younger man’s face. “What’s wrong?”“It’s…” Myungsoo stared at his lap, before reaching for a cookie, only to get his hand slapped away by Woohyun.“These are for….” Myungsoo started pouting and Woohyun easily gave in and pushed the plate of cookies forward.“Sungyeol…” Myungsoo took a bite of the cookie. “He…”“Yeah?” Woohyun was starting to get concerned now and ok maybe he was a little bit nosy and just wanted to know any dirt on Sungyeol and Myungsoo’s relationship so he could use it to blackmail Sungyeol later.“He…told me something strange last night.”“Ok, and…?” Woohyun urged him to continue.“And well…I don’t know if I should do it.”“Well what is it?” Woohyun tapped his fingers on the counter impatiently.“It…” Myungsoo met Woohyun’s gaze. “It involves you.”“Me…?” Woohyun eyed the younger skeptically, and starting to regret ever engaging in a conversation with Myungsoo.“Sorry hyung, but Yeollie asked me to do it, so…” Myungsoo murmured, as he got up and made his way around the counter towards Woohyun.“Uh…” Woohyun laughed nervously, backing away cautiously. “What are you—.” He squeaked when Myungsoo suddenly grabbed his butt.“Woohyunnie are you in here?” Sunggyu casually walked into the kitchen but then stopped right in front of them, Myungsoo’s hand on Woohyun’s butt, clearly in his line of vision.Woohyun gasped and immediately swatted Myungsoo’s hand away in a frenzied manner.“Wait no!” Woohyun gazed at Sunggyu worriedly. “Hyung this isn’t…its not what it looks like—!”“Are those cookies?” Sunggyu’s expression was bright and happy like an innocent, oblivious child. He brushed past Woohyun and grabbed a cookie off the plate, taking a gratuitous bite out of it.“Yum~” He hummed happily. “Did you just make these?”Woohyun stood there, dumbly blinking. He was absolutely positive Sunggyu had seen Myungsoo grab his ass.“You…you saw didn’t you?” He asked.“Hm?” Sunggyu blinked. Woohyun opened his mouth to say something, but then Myungsoo all of a sudden grabbed Sunggyu’s butt. Woohyun was speechless for a second, as Sunggyu—mouth half full of cookie—glanced at Myungsoo with that threatening ‘you-die-now’ look in his eyes.“You sure you want to do that?” He asked darkly.Myungsoo immediately let go, and averted his eyes.Sunggyu snorted with a satisfied look. “Thought so.”“W-What the hell was that?!” Woohyun exploded, pointing at Myungsoo then at Sunggyu. “You…! Why’re you grabbing people’s butts?! And you…!” He pointed at Sunggyu. “Why’re you just letting him?! And I know you saw him grab my butt and you didn’t even say anything! I mean I know I get crazy jealous sometimes and you never do, but c’mon! You could have had some kind of reaction! Some guy just grabbed your boyfriend’s butt!” He took a second to catch his breath, and Myungsoo and Sunggyu merely stared at him. “F-Forget it…” Woohyun murmured. “I’m just some crazy jealous maniac. I don’t know anything!” He threw his hands up in the air, before folding them, and looking away in frustration.“…I think he’s mad.” Myungsoo piped up.Sunggyu raised an eyebrow. “You think?” He snorted sarcastically, before turning to Woohyun. “Yah…” He pulled on Woohyun’s button up shirt, accidentally pulling it open.Woohyun turned to him and frowned, before pulling the ends of his shirt together to cover himself. “What do you think you’re doing you pervert!”“P-Pervert…?!” Sunggyu stared at him incredulously. “Y-Yah! You did not just call me—!”“Then why’re you trying to take my clothes off?!” Woohyun retorted.“I-I wasn’t!” Sunggyu stammered. “It was an accident!”“Oh sure it was…” Woohyun rolled his eyes.“Yah, what’s wrong with you today?” Sunggyu sighed, resting a hand on Woohyun’s head. “Did something happen at work?”“No.” Woohyun pouted. “I’m fine…”“He’s upset because he forgot to put on an apron and messed up his shirt.” Myungsoo explained, thought that couldn’t be farther from the truth. The moment Myungsoo uttered the word apron, Sunggyu couldn’t help but grin as Woohyun coughed lightly, averting his eyes.“Yeah why didn’t you wear an apron?” Sunggyu was smirking now and Woohyun really wished Myungsoo had kept his big mouth shut.“I don’t need one.” Woohyun forced a smile, attempting to keep his cool. He wasn’t going to lose to Sunggyu.“Oh you don’t huh?” Sunggyu was already pulling Woohyun’s hands away from his open shirt. He stopped to inspect Woohyun’s shirt, though it was obvious his eyes were raking over the younger’s naked chest and abs.“N-Nope.” Woohyun’s voice ended up coming out squeakier than he had intended.Sunggyu met Woohyun’s eyes for a moment before chuckling. “Yah you really think I’m going to do something to you with Myungsoo standing right there?” He gestured to the younger man who looked just about ready to grab for the popcorn and a seat to watch.“Go ahead. Don’t mind me.” Myungsoo replied almost too quickly.Sunggyu rolled his eyes and Woohyun breathed a sigh of relief. Then he pouted at the elder.“Yah.” Woohyun tapped Sunggyu lightly. “Now thanks to you I can never wear an apron again.”“Why not? Of course you can” Sunggyu glanced at Myungsoo, before leaning in, lips ghosting Woohyun’s ear. “When you’re at my house you’re not allowed to wear anything else.”Woohyun cleared his throat, trying not to let the heat in his cheeks show. “S-Sungyeol hurry up and take your koala with you!”“I’m coming!” Sungyeol finally appeared, pulling on a sweater. He froze however, seeing Sunggyu there. “Oh…w-well this isn’t awkward or anything!”Sunggyu and Woohyun exchanged a confused glance.“Huh?” Sunggyu nudged Woohyun. “What’s he—?”“OMG NO! I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR PDA! GODDAMMNIT KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES! CAN’T YOU GET A ROOM ALREADY! MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!”The other three silently stared at Sungyeol in confusion.“But…you’re not a virgin.” Woohyun finally said, with a dumb expression.“Yeah my ass should know.” Myungsoo smirked. Sunggyu made a face and Woohyun gasped.“Yah!” He turned to Sungyeol. “Your pervert boyfriend grabbed Gyu’s ass just now! And mine too!”“What?” Sungyeol frowned, eyeing Myungsoo. “Why?”“Because…” Myungsoo stared blankly. “You told me to…last night.”“Huh?”“When you were complaining that Dongwoo hyung thinks your butt is the worst ever—.”“He didn’t say it was the worst ever!” Sungyeol snapped. “And I never said you should go touching other people’s—.”“But you told me that you were upset that Woohyun hyung’s was better and that I should check—.”“I never said you should check stupid!” Sungyeol groaned.“Yes you did!” Myungsoo frowned.“Yah, you just hear whatever you want to hear.” Sungyeol snorted. “And besides I never mentioned anything about Sunggyu hyung’s!”“…Oh.”“Oh?! That’s all you have to say?! Yah hyung, back me up here.” Sungyeol reached out for Woohyun, but all he got was air. He turned and looked around only to find that he and Myungsoo were the only ones in the kitchen. “What? Where’d they go?”“Who?” Myungsoo blinked in an idiotic fashion.“Frodo and Sam.” Sungyeol retorted sarcastically. “…Who do you think?!”----------Butts…butts everywhere.This is the closest Myungsoo will ever get to a threesome/foursome tbh.