No Trespassing! (1/1)

It was a rare Saturday morning when all the members of Super Junior had time to hang out together and lazed around their dorm without having to rush with tight schedule. Ryeowook was in the kitchen making some delicious-smelling food for breakfast. Yesung was also in the kitchen, although he was more likely disturbing than helping out the famous Super Junior cook Ryeowook.  Some of the members” were playing with their pets, some were watching TV, and some just sprawled their bodies lazily somewhere around the dorm. All in all, they were all enjoying their relaxed and free Saturday, but their peaceful morning didn’t last very long.“I said I’m not comfortable showing off to much skin! So knock it off!!!”Practically every heads in the Super Junior dorm turned to the source of the sound, even the heads of the cats, dogs, and turtles. Their magnae Cho Kyuhyun was sitting on a couch by the window, shouting at his laptop, tossed it aside, then stomped his feet angrily to the kitchen.“What happened?!”The question flashed through everybody’s head, even the cats, the dogs, and the turtles. You know, seeing Kyuhyun shouting at his computer was nothing new, he does that all the time, but usually the shouts were StarCraft related. But this, this was different.Cho Kyuhyun dashed in the kitchen, grab a plate on the shelf, took half of the fried rice Ryeowook was making, sat on the dining table, then eat like there’s no tomorrow. Just so you know, Ryeowook was cooking for the entire members, so that means, Baby Kyu was eating 6 people share of fried rice.“Kyu-ah... I’m not even done cooking it yet...” Ryeowook was whining very carefully.The magnae glared at little Ryeowook and succeeded in making Ryeowook sunk into Yesung’s arms. The members were exchanging glances. None of them wanted to deal with their magnae when he’s having his Godzilla wrath. No one in their right mind would sacrifice their precious life to be Kyuhyun’s personal dartboard of death glares. But someone had to step up. So in silent glances, they decided that it was Donghae’s turn to comfort Kyuhyun.Donghae trembled slightly as he move to sit beside his now-not-so-cute dongsaeng. He reached out his hand, but seemed afraid to touch the raging magnae. Donghae turned to Sungmin with pleading eyes while Sungmin made a gesture to encourage Donghae.“Kyu... What happened? Hyung is here, talk to hyung.” He squeaked.Kyuhyun turned to Donghae, burning into Donghae’s soul with his infamous glare. Kyuhyun didn’t need to say anything to make Donghae felt like he was the one making fault and he needed to beg for Kyuhyun’s forgiveness. Yeah, Super Junior’s magnae was really that scary and intimidating when he’s upset.Because Donghae just failed miserably, Heechul stepped back quietly from the scene to call the only person who can handle Kyuhyun’s fuming anger, the only one not in their dorm right now. He speed-dialed the number and waited impatiently for the other line to pick up.“Yellow...!” said the man on the phone.“Choi Siwon! Get your sexy ass down here this instant! We have a situation!” Heechul hissed at his phone.“What situation hyung?!” Siwon asked.“Kyu-kyu code red situation! Now get here fast! I don’t care if you have to call for a genie to give you a magic carpet ride or if you choose to hop on a giant bird to get here! Just get here fast!”Siwon sighed.“My life is not a Disney movie hyung... I’m currently out jogging, I’ll get a cab, but I don’t have my wallet with me, so I’m gonna have to borrow your money to pay the cab” Siwon reasoned.“Aish. Your father owns half of Korea and you’re making me pay?!” Heechul sneered.“Borrow, hyung. I’m gonna return your money later. You said I have to hurry, I can’t go back home and get my wallet first.” Siwon said again.“Then why don’t you just run here?” Heechul suggested.“I can. But I’m in Jamsil now hyung. It’s gonna take a while for me to run there. And I thought you wanted me fast.” Siwon teased. Actually he hopped on a cab the moment Heechul said they were having a Kyu-Kyu situation. Kyuhyun was always his priority no matter what.“Fine fine fine!” Heechul finally gave up, “I’ll make Jungsoo pay for your cab!”Siwon chuckled.“Why are you so stingy to your dongsaeng, hyung?”“Because you’re already rich and thus you don’t deserve my generosity!” Heechul hissed again.“Alright alright. Hyung, please take care of Kyu until I get there.” I said.Heechul scoffed.“What do you think we’re doing here, eh? Feeding him to a pack of lions? Of course we’re taking care of him! He may be a baby demon, but he’s still our baby!”Siwon had to laugh. That’s right. Kyuhyun was such a pampered kid. He’s probably the most spoiled magnae in the world. He can even imagine what was happening in the dorm right then, he bet it was a mess when no one knows what to do to cheer up their beloved magnae.Heechul stepped back into the living room after he hung up on Siwon. The situation’s pretty much the same. Kyuhyun was still eating, 1/3 of the fried rice in his plate was gone, he still refused to talk to any of us, members still trying to cheer him up, he still glared at each of them which made them cringe in their spot.“Help is coming. He’s on his way.” Heechul whispered to Leeteuk who was eyeing Kyuhyun with much love and annoyance.“Good. He’s the only one that can make him talk.” Leeteuk sighed.  “Good morning!” Choi Siwon went through the door and greeted everybody cheerfully. He was still in his training suit.That was fast! Heechul thought. And with the sight of Siwon’s pretty dimpled smile, everybody in the dorm seemed to heave a sigh of relieve.“Good morning Baby Kyu...” Siwon bravely went to kiss Kyuhyun on his temple. “Whoa, that’s a lot of fried rice you’re eating!”Eunhyuk eyed Siwon with envy. Siwon may not know what he just got himself into, but I hate that he always had the courage to come up and claim Kyuhyun when none of us can.Donghae snuggled to Eunhyuk slowly.“I’m glad Siwon is here... Let’s watch him do his magic taming Kyu.” He whispered to Eunhyuk then they both giggled silently.When Kyuhyun didn’t answer, Siwon stopped asking questions. He walked casually to the kitchen, danced even, while whistling happily all the way. None of the members moved out of the room, they always liked watching Siwon played a trick to make Kyuhyun feel better. And they were all wondering what Siwon would do now.Siwon came out of the kitchen with a spoon and a set of chopsticks, still whistling eerily. Sungmin raised his eyebrows. Is he going to do what I think he’s about to do?! Sungmin wondered. Out of all the Super Junior members, Sungmin must have known Kyuhyun best. They have shared a room for years. Sungmin knows Kyuhyun all too well. He knows what would work on Kyuhyun, and what would not. But Siwon, Siwon always came up with something that Sungmin never thought would work and actually make it work.Siwon sat on the other side of the dining table. He innocently taking a spoonful of Kyuhyun’s fried rice and ate it while humming happily. Kyuhyun glared at Siwon, but Siwon was not paying attention. He caught Kyuhyun staring at some point where all the members were pretty sure that Kyuhyun would scold him to death. But no, they were wrong! Siwon just grinned sheepishly then gestured Kyuhyun to eat some more, which much to the members’ surprise, Kyuhyun obeyed. Eunhyuk’s jaw dropped at the sight.Siwon and Kyuhyun were eating in silent, but Kyuhyun was eating slowly now, not furiously like before. It’s obvious that his mood had gone better. Siwon then quietly moved and sat next to Kyuhyun, really really close, that made their shoulder glued to each other. They continued to eat in silent, until finally, Kyuhyun dropped his head on Siwon’s shoulder.Eunhyuk and Donghae kept spastically pointing at Kyuhyun and Siwon. Their mouth was open, they were practically looking like idiots. Leeteuk was sighing exaggeratingly, Shindong chuckled for a while before he decided to get back to what he was doing before Kyuhyun’s sudden melt down, Kangin was watching with his crossed hands, Ryeowook was clapping his hands quietly, Yesung was clapping Ryeowook’s hands too, Sungmin was smiling and shaking his head, while Heechul scoffed at Siwon and Kyuhyun.‘That easy, huh?!’ Hechul thought.‘I guess it’s not about the technique, it’s about the person.’ Sungmin said to himself. ... Kyuhyun snuggled closer and looked up to Siwon, a spoon was caught hanging between his teeth. Siwon turned to look at Kyuhyun. He smiled.“Will you tell me what happened Baby?” Siwon asked nicely.Kyuhyun took the spoon out of his mouth.“Siwonnie... I hate the fans.” He whined.Siwon chuckled as he moved his left hand to hold Kyuhyun’s, while his right hand went up to caress Kyuhyun’s hair.“You can’t hate the fans, Baby Kyu... They’re part of us. Why would you hate them anyway?”Kyuhyun sulked.“Because.... Well, because, because they keep pushing and forcing me to take my shirt off on stage. I’m getting sick of it!”“What?! So that’s it?! You almost made my Fishy cry just because fans were asking you to strip?! Aww, come on Kyuhyun!!!” Eunhyuk protested from the back, which cause Kyuhyun and Siwon to turn in his direction, and that earned him another death glare from Kyuhyun and a girly giggle from Siwon. Donghae, who was standing beside Eunhyuk flinched again at Kyuhyun’s glare, and he automatically mouthed ‘sorry sorry’, which caused Siwon to laugh harder.“That’s enough, Kyu... You’re scaring them.” Siwon tried to hold back his giggles.“Well. That’s kind of the point, isn’t it?” Kyuhyun lean back to Siwon.“So is that it, baby? That’s the reason why you’re so upset? Because the fans wanted you to take off your clothes on stage?” Siwon asked again.Kyuhyun nodded.“I know it’s stupid, but it really bugged me. We’re supposed to please them, but I don’t wanna do it. You know I’m not comfortable with my body, right? These scars....”“Your body is beautiful, Kyu... Those scars are nothing.” Siwon cut in.“But hyuuuuung...” Kyuhyun whined.“Alright, I know. You’re not comfortable. To be honest, I don’t want you to do it either, because that’s my privilege, Kyu...”Kyuhyun blushed. The members were still watching. Siwon and his cheesiness is the morning.“I know a solution. Come here!” Siwon said as he dragged Kyuhyun to his bedroom.Kyuhyun was as confused as thee other members, but he decided to follow along. ... (10 minutes later)“Hyuuuung... Are you sure about this?!” Kyuhyun whined again.Siwon nodded.“This is gonna be a scandal, you know.” Kyuhyun said.“It’s not a scandal, Kyu... It’s a fact.” Siwon argued, “Now smiiiile!” ... A while later, the internet went crazy. Super Junior fans were all over the internet. Why? Because Choi Siwon tweeted a picture of Kyuhyun holding up a card board signed “My Private Property. No Trespassing!” along with the tweet “Do you get my message?” ... Kyuhyun and Siwon were cuddling on Kyuhyun’s bed, watching Sungmin playing his guitar. Super Junior’s peaceful morning had returned, and the members had gone back doing whatever stuff they want after they were done with breakfast. Oh, right! About breakfast, Ryeowook had to make spaghetti because he had used all the rice available and Kyuhyun and Siwon ate half of it.“What if manager-hyung scold you for that tweet?” Kyuhyun asked Siwon.“Oh I know he will, but whatever... It’s not like it matters to us, right?!” Siwon answered.“Right.” Kyuhyun nodded happily.“Besides, I really don’t like to have thousands of people stare at your naked skin, because this...” Siwon pointed at Kyuhyun’s chest where his heart is, “this is mine, all mine.”Kyuhyun blushed, which made Siwon and Sungmin giggled.“But how about you, Kyu? Don’t you hate it when Siwon strips his clothes off on stage?” Sungmin asked.Kyuhyun shook his head.“Nope. Not at all, hyung! I really like seeing those girls scream and shout and drool over Siwonnie, but in the end Siwon is mine. Boohoo... I win!” Kyuhyun grinned.Siwon hugged Kyuhyun tighter.“This kid...!” He said lovingly while planting butterfly kisses on Kyuhyun’s shoulder.“Kyuhyun-ah... You’re evil!” Sungmin shook his head in disbelief. Then Kyuhyun laughed like a maniac.“I may be a devil, hyung... But I’m a handsome devil! Mwahahahaha...!!!”In the end Siwon and Sungmin laughed along. Until Shindong’s voice broke into their room.“Siwon-ah!! There’s a taxi driver calling for you.”Siwon jumped off of Kyuhyun’s bed.“Crap! I forgot to pay the taxi! Heechulie-hyuuuuuung....!!! Pay for my taxi riiiide!” He screamed.Then Heechul screamed too.“Park Jungsoo! Pay for Simba’s taxi!!!!”Then Leeteuk came out of his room, panicking.“Yes yes yes yes... Here, take it!” he handed the money to Siwon who hugged him as a way of saying thank you.“I’ll be right back, Baby Kyuuuu...!” Siwon chirped happily before dashing out of the door.Leeteuk threw his body on the couch, pulling his hair out.“Why do I have to be the oldest here?? Ah I’m going crazy!!!” he muttered to himself.Well, looks like there’s no such thing as “peaceful morning” in Super Junior dorm. Leeteuk just laid there on the couch for less than five minutes when the screaming had started back again.“Teukie-hyuuuuung....!! Yesung-hyung is attacking my faaaace! Heeeeeelp...!!! Eunhyuk-ah! Teukie-hyuuuuuuung... Heeelp!!” Donghae screamed like a little kid.Here we go again! ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Hello again... I've been seeing a lot of fanposts asking when Kyu will show us his abs, and this is what came through my mind. He he he...