I Cant Feel My Face When (1/1)

Title: I Adore You SeriesAuthor: ohdizzyChapters: one shotStatus: CompletedSummery:I Can't Feel My Face When I'm With You (Cause I Face-Planted Onto The Pavement):

“You crashed your bicycle into me and I’m fine, but you’re the one that’s hysterically crying” AU (credit to shittyaus)In which Jeongguk is obsessed with himself and having an aesthetic, Jimin and Yoongi won’t stop fucking, Hoseok wins worst co-worker of the century, Seokjin and Namjoon are dirt-poor, and Taehyung is just an overly emotional klutz with a penchant for boys with egos the size of the Northern Hemisphere.

Don’t Stop Doing what you’re Doing (unless you’re letting someone bury you neck-down in the sand):

"We meet at the beach and I find you with only your head poking out of the sand and about the drown by the incoming tide" AUIn which Yoongi is 100% done with life and about 26% sure of everything else, Hoseok is way too obsessed with his cat and may possibly have daddy issues, Namjoon is two seconds away from getting fly-kicked in the face, Jeongguk is just an Asshole with a capital A, and Jimin’s a little bit too cheerful for someone who’s about to drown.

Started From The Bottom Now We Here (Getting flustered over cute boys sleeping under tables):

In which Seokjin spends his days in a perpetually stressed and flustered state; Hoseok’s ability to throw back shots is somewhat alarming; Yoongi’s inability to take care of drunken people is somewhat less alarming; Taehyung’s covered in chocolate cake for absolutely no reason; sweet, unfortunate Jimin is just trying to do his job; Jeongguk’s aesthetic is recovering from the yodelling class, and Namjoon is just a philosophical asshole when he’s hung-over.It’s my turn to open up the café today and you were sleeping under one of the tables when I came in and I don’t know what to say so I’m just awkwardly sweeping around you AU