Advice and Warning (1/1)

Key’s POVIt’s hard to believe that I was so worried about meeting Jung Ae’s father. He seemed to accept me faster than I ever thought. The only time he seemed to seem to want to rip my head off was when I asked about Jung Ae’s mother, his former wife.I’m staring at the ceiling when I hear a knock at my door. I simply open it to see Minho who seemed to be popping up in my day a lot more not that I can complain he is Jung Ae’s cousin.“Key can we talk?” I nod my head and move to the side where Minho shakes his head and says, “Can we go out to a coffee shop or something?”I shrug my shoulders, “Sure.”As we’re walking down the stairs I see that he’s looking around afraid that his cousin will turn the corner and see him with me. Which  I find funny since she loves her cousin I mean she’d never hurt her cousin.When we make it to a coffee shop we order our usuals and instead of sitting down not that we ever do we just start randomly walking around.“Alright I want to say this or I’ll forget later when you hurt my cousin. I’m going to go into more detail what will happen if you hurt my cousin.”“I thought you said you’d kill me.”“”I’ll do far more than that if you hurt her. I’ll make sure that its tortuous before I kill you.”“Look Minho I have no plans to hurt your cousin. I have to ask you’re not her older brother or anything why are you so protective of her?”“Its cause I grew up close to her and basically helped raise her like she was my sister. She was sick all the time that her parents actually thought that one of the times she would die. When suddenly after she went to the hospital after she met you she only got majorly sick one time after because she missed you. It broke her heart. She was depressed until she met someone when she was in high school and had a crush on him, but he wasn’t nice to her at all. He was always saying things to her that put her down. He and his friends were no help. She was a calm person who never got angry in her life until that happened.”“She isn’t very angry, person.”He starts laughing, “Are you sure you want to be saying that since the first time you saw each other in how long you called her a barbarian and started a fight with her? She hated for almost 24 hrs until you in your own way apologized to bring yourself onto her good side.”I nod my head and think over what he would be saying, “Yeah I know that what are you talking about. Well to tell you the truth first off I’m going to tell you ways that will help you try to stay together with Jung Ae or else I don’t want to ruin my friendship with either of you.”I nod my head and he continues, “Well let’s see where should I start… Oh I know she likes all kinds of fruits but she hates grapefruit with a passion mostly cause she’s allergic t it but also because the taste and smell make her want to throw up.”“How is she allergic to it?”“Her allergy is like a bad shellfish one so if she eats one she can go into cardiac arrest and die.”“But grapefruit is so much like all kinds of fruits why just that one?”He shrugs like it was nothing, “I don’t know or did I forget that her body is odd and hates her most days.”I shake my head and he states, “Well now you know. Anyways secondly you should know that she does have a temper and the only ways to calm her down is sing her a calm romantic song unless it’s a problem dealing with love… If that’s so don’t’ do it unless you want to be hit, trust me on this one don’t’ do that. You could also give her favorite candy to her and it’s not just chocolate that can make her happy and/or  play one of her many favorite shows usually always pick ‘Shut Up Flower Boy Band’ or ‘City Hunter’ basically if it has fighting in it and romance I’d pick it just no sad movies or else she’ll start bawling her eyes out and you don’t’ want that trust me. She has a wide variety of taste of music one for each week and a band for each day unless she has a lot of their CD’s than they cover a week period of time if it lasts a long time and annoys you never complain or else you’ll get in for trouble. At times, she will be reasonable and turn it off or even change the song or band, but still be careful. My cousin also likes to hide her emotions so watch her eyes; they give away all her dirty little secrets. When she’s mad she won’t eat, sleep, or talk about it or anything for that matter. Therefore, during those durations you’ll have to make her eat, sleep, and talk about her issues. Also sometimes, she won’t even get out of bed or leave her room so if I were you get a spare key for her dorm. Oh also just because you have a spare key doesn’t mean that you can walk straight in if anything warn her by either calling or texting, but sometimes you’ll get away with knocking on the door. Never ever eat her snacks without her permission or else you will never hear the end of it. Also know if she’s right about 99.95 of the time so I’d trust her instinct, but still be careful she still has some dangerous ideas so you may need to talk her out of them.”“How much more is there?”He pulls out a small notepad and flips to what seems to be the second page, “Sadly I still have many more pages to go through.”“Shouldn’t I learn what she likes the hard way and figure things out.”“Sure you can try, but it will still to be a good idea for you to take this and copy everything down.”I take the small notepad and flip through the pages to see that everything is organized perfectly.I look at Minho and shake my head well mumbling, “There’s something wrong with him.”He shouts, ‘Hey if you had to deal with her as long as I have you’d wish for a little black book that tells you all her little secrets. Still be careful with that. I want it back soon, but in truth I’d hide it from her cause if she finds out about it she may kill me.”“Minho I think you're overreacting.”He raises his eyebrow well he pulls out his phone, “Want to see what happened the last time I forgot about rule 17?”I flip through the book to find rule 17, ‘Never eat her snacks or candy.’“You made rules to go along with this?”He nods his head, “So do you want to see?”“Sure it couldn’t be that back.”He pulls out his phone and hands it to me after flipping through his gallery to a video.When he hands me the video I see Minho being beaten with what looks to be a whiffle-bat.What happened Minho’s POV“I’m so hungry,” I mumble to myself.As I walk into my uncles home to see my cousin in a lousy mood so I avoid her at the best of my power. I walk into their kitchen and pull out a pudding. As I start to eat it my cousin comes into the kitchen and screams.“What the hell Minho that’s my pudding!”I look to see that she’s right not that she is ever wrong since I can remember she has been right and I’ve learned to never question her, because she is scary when I do.“I’m sorry. I just got a random craving for a snack I mean I drove all the way here to see you.”“Minho that was my last pudding,” she grounds out.My eyebrows must have shot off the top of my head as I look at her and pull the fridge open to see that she was right.“You doubted me?!”Oh no I just made things worse.I set the pudding down and run for dear life because there’s no use talking to her when she just started to get mad. I run for my life around the house bad idea since I ended up in the garage where she was able to get a hold of a whiffle bat and she started to beat me with it. I hear laughing to look up to see my aunt and uncle recording the entire thing.They knew I was going to eat something of her's and knowing whenever I come over she’s always low on about everything. I think her parents have every single time of these on tape.End of Minho’s POV and StoryKey’s POVI fall on the ground laughing, “Oh my god that’s so funny was that all that happened?”He shakes his head and mumbles, I had to buy her a month supply of pudding and that was hard since that girl eats a lot of pudding. Oh which reminds me try to control her intake of sweets eating too much will get her sick.”“Come on Minho that must have been a while ago.”He starts laughing as he shakes his head, “Sorry Key but that was taken only two months ago.”“What?! Two months ago but her hair was blonde?!”“Yeah that’s the thing before she graduated she dyed her hair back black since she thought that way she’d be more likely to be hired and not draw attention to herself.”“That’s impossible because she’s beyond beautiful. I think that if Aphrodite was real she’d make the goddess jealous.”Minho shakes his head, “Do you know what Aphrodite did in jealousy when someone told her someone was more beautiful than her?”I shake my head and Minho sighs.“You idiot. She caused a war killing everyone in the kingdom of Troy except those who escaped if there was any.”“How do you know it wasn’t entirely like that?”“Well there was a few other reasons, but ugh nevermind.”