Sugar Daddy Suga (1/1)

Hot lips on his. Tongue sliding in his mouth. Rapid panting and the heat of their bodies flushed together. A hand going down his side, making his whole body shiver.“Like you all know, my voice turns people on. 

Whether it be men or women, my flexible tongue movements will send them to Hong Kong with my raps. “Mmm yeah ,send me to Hong Kong with your tongue…Wait, wtf? Jin suddenly opened his eyes, realizing that it was all a dream. Well actually it wasn’t a dream, all of that did happen yesterday in the library but where the hell did he pick up those lines with Hong Kong and tongue movements? He sat in his bed and scratched his head, feeling confused.Suddenly he heard those same verses in a high-pitched almost possessed voice. He got up from his bed, opened the door of his room and saw Taehyung shirtless, of course, in nothing but boxers, this time with Pikachu print. He had a huge gold chain around his neck and Jin spotted a familiar piece of fabric on Taehyung’s head. His heart tightened. It was Jin’s precious Princess Peach t-shirt that was now “rapper V’s bandana”.When Taehyung noticed him he broke into a wide grin and started yelling excitedly:” Oh Hyung!!! I had no idea you were awake, I am rapping your sugar daddy Suga’s part from Cypher Pt. 3!!! Don’t I sound exactly like him?! Anyways speaking of your sugar daddy can you ask him to fix me a gig and oh yeah Hyung can you…” as Taehyung was rambling all of that and approaching Jin, the older male just slam shut the door in front of Taehyung’s face. He had no time to deal with a crazy Taehyung early in the morning and he really wasn’t in the mood to listen to his bullshit.After yesterday’s  sudden passionate make-out session with Suga and Taehyung and Jimin interrupting it, damned brats, they already came up with their ridiculous hypothesis. When Jin explained them what happened Jimin seemed like he believed him, but Taehyung…Well that crazy idiot was another story. He claimed that Suga is Jin’s sugar daddy and that Jin is leading a secret life as a groupie, because according to Taehyung:” Jin Hyung realized he was getting old and wrinkly so he decided to put his still-sort-of young body into action while he could and get some hot piece of ass for himself.”Jin was ready to choke him to death if not for that damned-surprisingly strong Jimin, damn his dancer abs and arm muscles, who dragged Jin away from Taehyung. Since then Jin closed himself in the room, thinking about the events from last night and how he promised Suga that they would talk about yesterday, but he honestly had no idea when that would happen. He had no way of contacting Suga and yet he wasn’t brave enough to go to Suga’s apartment.So Jin dragged himself to his morning classes, trying to stop himself from thinking about Suga ,but that proved to be an impossible task. Everything reminded him of the mint haired fierce rapper. When he came to his dorm room, at around afternoon, exhausted from his classes he just collapsed on his bed, never wanting to move again.He let out a really dissatisfied loud grunt when his phone vibrated. He really wasn’t in the mood to see or text anyone. When he checked the message on his phone it was from an unknown number and the only thing that was written in the message was the word:” Yo.”Jin blinked and looked at the screen confused. He thought how someone must have the wrong number so he just typed:” Sorry I am not the person you are looking for.”He put his phone down and buried his head in his soft pillow once again. Almost immediately his phone vibrated again. He was getting a bit annoyed, but he looked at the phone feeling disbelief as he read the new message that said:” How do you know what I am looking for? Maybe you are exactly what I need?”Jin couldn’t believe the nerve of this guy or girl so he responded:” Well if you are looking for a 75 year-old-guy with prostate problems then yes you have the right number, darling~” and he put a chu at the end. Jin felt victorious, a smirk forming on his face. That will teach this smartass not to disturb innocent people.When he read the next reply his eyes widened and he dropped his phone, letting out a high-pitched squeak which he wasn’t aware he could produce. On the screen it was written:” Old men with prostate problems are not my type, but doe-eyed guys with broad shoulders and plump lips are totally my type…So what now, cutie~” with a chu at the end.Jin tryed to calm himself down. Oh my god, oh my god some creeper got a hold of my number and knows how I look, oh god who knows what he wants to do to me. I knew my beauty would eventually lead me into something like this, damn you my gorgeous face, DAMN YOU! Thought Jin frantically when another horrifying thought dawned on him. OH GOD, WHAT IF HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE? O.OAt that moment the door to his room opened with a loud bang and Jin let out yet another very unmanly high-pitched scream yelling:” I know I am gorgeous, but please DON’T RAPE ME!”“Hyung what the hell is wrong with you? Maybe Taehyung should really perform an exorcism on you” said JiminJin just looked at his best friend, which he hated so much right now by giving him a heart attack and probably shortening his life by 20 years.