BABY BAOZI (1/1)

“Well little kiddies, today, after school I shall be activating your precious little babies. Won’t that be fun for you lot?”  From the corner of the room Donghae lets out an audible whimper. Anyone would if Jung Jessica, queen of lazy, was your partner.  “Now now little ones, everything will be fine as long as you take care of the baby.” Wufan raises his hand, no doubt to ask a stupid question, Luhan thinks.  “Do we have to feed it and stuff?” Well, I guess it’s not as dumb as Luhan had originally thought. “Like breast feed it?” Never mind, Wufan never ceases to surprise him.  “Wufan, does it look like even half of this class has boobs?” Mr. Kim asks, dead serious.  The tall blonde looks around, “Not really sir, no.” “Well then there’s your answer. You feed your bundle of joy with a bottle, Wufan.” Mr. Kim retorts.  The whole class goes into a fit of giggles and squeals, Luhan included. Wufan just bows his head in shame. Luhan really did feel bad for him though. It’s not every day you see captain of any sports team in a parenting class. Now that he thinks about it, this class spots two  captains in it. Wufan, and Luhans favorite, Minseok. Speaking of Minseok, for the most part of the class period, Luhan notices the redhead staring at him. Everytime he catches his eye, Minseok blushes and gives  him a small smile and wave. It almost seemed as if he was embarrassed that he had been caught. ----------------------------------------- “Ready to go Luhan?” Minseok asks, holding Minjoo’s car seat.   “Y-yeah, just let me… “ the younger rambles on. Walking to Luhan’s next class, Minseok couldn't help but be smily. He really did enjoy being in Luhan’s company. Though on a couple of occasions, the elder noticed Luhan’s love for skinship. Minseok himself wasn’t super big on it, but he’s willing to let the blonde get his fill.    “So, uh, have you asked your mom about me staying over?” The taller boy asks suddenly.  “Oh, yeah, both my mom and dad are on a business trip in Nagoya, so I’ll have the house all to my lonesome this week.” He tried to joke. The best he got was a small smile. Minseok, did notice Luhan gulping though. “You’re not nervous are you?” Minseok raises his eyebrow playfully. Shuffling closer to the other, face leaning in to close for comfort. Luhan moved his head back some, in hopes of being able to breath properly. Blush spreading all over his face to the tips of his ears. “Your face says otherwise Lu~” Minseok sang.  “A-any ones face should be red if you were that close to them!” Luhan shot back.  Backing off slightly, Minseok looks startled, like a deer caught in the head lights. Ducking his head down the redhead mumbles out, “It was just a joke.”  Finally reaching Luhan’s next class, the two seniors part ways. Thank god now I can breath. ----------------------------------

Today would be the first day of Luhan staying in Kim Minseok’s house. Even if it was to take care of a silly plastic baby they names Minjoo. Still Luhan was excited.  Grabbing his red and black duffle bag and backpack, the blonde strode off to find his prince.  Finding Minseok was the easy part, getting his attention while he was with his friends, on the other hand, was not. One would have better luck squeezing water out of a rock. Suddenly, all of Minseok’s friends eyes were on him. Blinking back in surprise, the tallest of the friends just had a stern look on his face. A myriad of different thoughts went through Luhan’s head in that moment, the only one that actually screamed at him, was that Minseok looked absolutely breathtaking when he was laughing with his friends.    “Oh Luhan, you’re here,” The elder started, “Do you want to head out now?” Minseok cocked his head in question.  “Yes please.” The blonde had felt out of place around Minseok’s friends. Sure all of them, Luhan included, were what some would call jocks, it was just that, Luhan didn’t let sports dictate his life like the rest of the boys. Sure he took sports seriously, but it wasn’t to that extent (except for that brief moment back in primary school when he ended up benched for half a season for being too rough with the other players, at that moment he vowed never again).  “Okay then lets get a move on shall we?” Minseok had his hand out for Luhan to take. With a tentative hand, Luhan, who was blushing fiercely, took it without question,  both walking away from the crowd of overly testosterone level filled highschool boys.  --------------------------------- Upon arriving at Minseok’s apartment, Luhan suddenly felt very tiny. Sure he was average height, but really, he had no idea the shorter lived in such a big place. It was an all  around  exquisitely decorated place. The family room had pristine white couches on either side of the room, a glass coffee table that was blue-green in colour. A wide sun window varnished in a thin white curtin. The lighting almost gave the room an angelic look and feel. Minseok quickly lead Luhan through the house for a tour, pointing out the kitchen, bathroom and other rooms that Luhan really couldn’t bother to remember. The last room on the stop was the redheads room. If Luhan was to be honest, Minseok’s room didn’t really match the modern style the rest of the home. Minseok’s room was more like Luhan’s; a fun shade of blue colored walls, or what little of the wall you could see through the various posters and flags on the wall. The wood frame of the bunk bed covered in doodles and quotes by various people (anything Minseok’s friends found funny was instantly put onto his frame).  The thing that really caught the youngers attention was the bulletin board cover by various maps of the world and the countries that made it up. The maps were filled with push pins of all colors and sizes. Luhan’s staring must have been apparent because Minseok had walked up to the board caringly, turning around after looking at it for a moment. “I’ve always wanted to travel the world. When I was younger, for vacations, my family would travel anywhere we thought would be fun. My dad bought me,” he points toward the most worn map hanging up, “that after our first trip. Since then I would put a red pin into places I visited, along with getting the places map as well. After that I started pinning different places I wanted to go. The pink ones, those are the places I want to go with my future lover after we’re married.” Minseok blushed at the last part. “Kinda stupid huh?”   Stepping up to the board, Luhan gawked at it in amazement, and a bit of jealousy. Minseok had been to so many different places, while he had only been here, Korea, and China (to visit family).  “I think that it’s, uh, very romantic of you. I think that whoever your future lover will be, is going to be a very lucky person to have a man like you.” I wish I could be that person. Minseok just rubbed his forearm sheepishly, “You think so?” “Sure, why not, I mean I would kill to-” What ever moment the two were having was ruined by Mr. Kim’s diabolic project wailing at the top of it electronic lungs . Both boys rushed over to find out what was going on.  The younger of the two gently picked the doll up, cradling it to his chest, rocking his arms back in forth, every now and then letting out little shushing sounds in an almost motherly manner.  Minseok just stood there in a mum fashion. Luhan really was a natural with kids. “Do you have younger siblings?” He all but blurted out.   Luhan looked up for a brief second, then back down to the baby. “No. I’m an only child, but I do have younger cousins.”   “Oh, that’s cool. Guess that means I’m the only one with, like zero amount of experience then.” It was more of a statement then a question.  “I guess so.” Carefully the blonde placed the baby back in her car seat. “But it’s not like I know how to actually care for a child myself. I mean, I never learned to change my cousins diaper.”  “Me neither.” The redhead looked down at his feet, smiling to himself.“It’s not the end of the world though. I mean it’s not like Mr. Kim gave us one that actually pissed and stuff, right?” Luhan brazenly tried to brighten the mood. ------------------------------------ Luhan was wrong, Luhan was very wrong! Mr.Kim was an evil, psychopathic son of a bitch, wanting all his students to suffer (or fail, he was the kind of teacher that didn’t really care if you passed his class or not, as long as he was paid he was good).  An hour after the two teens had arrived home, they were confident they could take care of Minjoo. Then suddenly it comes time to change her. Both boys went in expecting it to be as easy as pie. Oh how wrong they were. First thing after they get the diaper off, both are created with  robotic baby pee. Secondly their little girl, was really a baby boy. “WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE A PENIS?!” Minseok screamed, covering his face from projectile piss. “I’M PRETTY SURE YOU GRABBED A BOY IF IT HAS A PENIS!!” Luhan ran to get a clean diaper to cover the urinating doll. Honestly, who thought it was a good idea  to make a plastic doll that was able to pee? -------------------------------------- When everything was done and cleaned up, both boys slumped onto the couch. Hair dripping, shirts soaked, clothes clinging in the most uncomfortable of ways. Minseok looked over at the blonde, suddenly reminded of their earlier encounter in the locker room. How was it possible for a boy to look pretty and masculine all at once? Minseok found it highly unfair.   Luhan looked over at Minseok, both just looking into eachothers eyes. Neither really sure what to do now.  “U-umm do you want to take a shower and, like, clean up or something?”  Luhan just nods timidly. As Minseok made to grab an extra set of towels for the younger, Luhan made quick work of stripping out of  his sopping clothes. Walking to the shower stall, he took a peek inside.  He was taken back… he’d never seen a shower so, so weird. He couldn’t tell where to even start the water, let alone where it came from.  The shower stall covered in a deep aqua blue color. The floor made up of black and white checkered tiles. The counter stretched from one side of the bathroom to the other. A dark gray countertop, which to Luhan, looked to be made out of the finest marble (provided Lugan knew next to nothing about marble). Just as Luhan had thought he found the tap, there was a fast knocking on the door. "Are you decent?" Came Minseok’s muffled question.  Luhan looked around frantically for a towel or anything to cover himself. Eyes wide and bulging out of their sockets. Hurrying to cover his private bits, the blonde grabs at the first thing on the counter just as the door opens. Minseok poked his head through the opening in the door. "So I got your towels and I'll just leaving them on the counter. Ok… ay?" It was just like the locker room all over again except this time the younger was fully nude. Well nue under the shirt he used to cover up his lower half. Luhan just gives a timid thumbs up.  The longer Minseok stares at Luhan, the redder the blondes cheeks get. Their eyes in a weird lock that neither seemed to be able to break. “U-umm Minseok, you c-can go now.” “Y-yeah.” The redhead responded without breaking eye contact. His own cheeks giving of a pink tint.  As Minseok was pulling his head from the bathroom after flinging the towels to the counter Luhan’s voice stopped him mid retreat.  “H-how do you start this thing exactly?”  Minseok just stared at him bleakly. “You start it like you start every other shower?” He wasn’t exactly sure why Luhan seemed so confused about it. “I know, b-but I don’t know how to start… your shower.” Luhans voice got quieter as he went on. “O-oh right. Silly me, I forgot most people don’t actually have steam showers right?” He let out an almost pained chuckle. God Luhan must think I’m lame.   Minseok hurriedly rushes past Luhan to show him how the shower works. Motioning him to the touch panel outside the shower stall. Showing him how to set everything up. Before Minseok left the bathroom for good Luhan let out a breathless thank you.  ------------------------------------------- After both boys were showered they sat in Minseok’s room trying to think of a new name for Minjoo.  “Well he’s not a girl so he needs a new name.” Minseok starts. “He needs something as manly as his dads.” “Exactly. He needs to be named after a warrior or something.”  They lapsed into silence for a while. Luhan’s face brightens up at a thought. “What about Myungki?” He asks a bit excited.  “Myungki?” “Myungki.” Luhan nods. “Hmm.” Minseok ponders the name before responding. “Yeah sure. Myungki it is then.” Luhan gives Minseok his biggest smile. Happy that he liked the name he picked out. ------------------------------------------ When all their homework was done, the baby asleep, and the lights dimmed down, Luhan felt his eyes drooping. The events of the day wore him down more that he thought.  Minseok looks over at him. face just as fatigued as Luhans.  If not, then more so than the youngers. “If you're sleepy you can take the bottom bunk.” Minseok’s voice was hushed. He was far too tired to talk louder than a whisper.  Luhan just nods. Both teens getting up from the chairs to go to bed.  As Luhan climbed into bed, he could hear Minseok settling down above him. With a small smile on his face Luhan rested his head on the fluffy soft pillow.  Just before Luhan could subcome to unconsiuosness dreams of a certain redhead, Minseok calls out a quiet “G’night Lu.” “Yeah… night.” ------------------------------------------- Not ten minutes after they closed their eyes ready for dream land, Myungki let out an  ear piercing wail, startling the boys from their sleep. Luhan quickly rose out off the bed hitting his head on the bunk above him.

This is gonna be a long night, Luhan thinks bitterly.   ---------------------------------A/N: So yay update? Sorry it took so long, I've been real busy so I haven't had much time but enjoy~Also comment to. The more comments I get the faster I try to update~ -C.B