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._.  Here's my schedule of when I don't update:  Sunday, Saturday, Tues.,  Weds.  “Yah, Cho Hee ”, a teasing voice said, with a soft nudge to my ribs.  I gnashed my teeth together angrily, as I turned my head in a eerily slow way, perfectly ready to stuff my DS pen all the way up into someone’s nasal cavity.  I'm usually a very agreeable person, agreeable as in I will not feed you to these blood hounds that pop out these cages behind that curtain.  I'm friendly, talkative and I don't give out black eyes very often. I looked up from my screen, “What do you want?  Eh?  Do you want me shave your pretty hair off with a lawn mower?  A pen up your nose?  A certain someone to skin your dick?”,  I said relatively threatening.  This is quite difficult with my fluffy teddy bear demeanor, you see. Taemin gave me a startled look, “Calm you tits, Don’t worry Ahjumma, There is ALWAYS time to rape Gary Oak.”  I twitched, obviously disturbed.  This boy had to learn I didn’t have the same fantasies as him.  God knows what he does under the covers, probably getting high on his own fart.  I wonder if he stilll keep them in those glass jars.  Yeah, he's a queer kid, I shuddered.“Oh my freaking’ Doritos!  I don’t have a thing for guys with hair as tall as the motherfuzzin’ Empire State Building, a strange nose with absolutely no sign of a nostril, accompanied with rectangular eyes.”  I cried, throwing my arm into the air.  “YOU SEE THIS?!  This is a Pikachu.” I said in a calm voice “I am trying to kill this Pikachu.  WHICH IS PRETTY HARD WUTH A CERTAIN UGLY FACE.”, I gestured towards his face.He looked around feigning innocence, “I don’t see any ugly person.”, his eyes than stopped on me. “OH GOD I SPOKE TO SOON!  Looking in the mirror are we?”  He said trying to keep a straight face.I wagged my index finger, sighing, "Girl you don't know shit about beauty.  And there isn't a mirror anywhere close to me.", I gestured.Taemin smiled in a boyish way as he pounced on the couch next to me.  "I know when it's right next to me.", he winked at me kiddingly.  I could feel the sarcasm thick in the air, like static.  That was rude, I am an exceptional beauty.  I squinted my eyes in mock anger as I through a couch pillow that landed squarely on his face.  I hopped off the couch and rushed off to avoid the tickling that would follow after.  Instead of the tickling expect it was just a bone-thin arm, and moiist warm breath on my ear.  I shuddered trying my best not to barf all over his white carpet."You aren't going to leave me here; throbbing for you?""Only for paying customers.", I said automatically.  Shit, I laughed fakely, "Just Kidding.", I said as I felt his tenseness.  I smiled, and whispered back into his ear, "All you had to do was ask if ...", I wrapped one arm around his neck turning my body 180, "if you wanted me to BRUISE YOUR LIL' FRIEND DOWN THERE.", I kneed my friend down there sharply, before he pulled away.THere was a loud satifying 'Umph', followed by a thud to the floor.  I looked down at him, and smiled at on the surface seemed to be a angelic smile.  I stepped on his flat stomach, admiring my work, "Is there anything your'd like to say before I cut off your dick?"He smiled up at me, straining his neck, "Yes.  Why do you have so many thongs?  Slut much?"I winced unnoticeably to the truth of those words.  I sat on his stomach, holding my DS pen, getting ready to put it up his nasal cavity."Wait, no-no.  Uh you have an appointment with Onew.  What are these appointents anyways?", he asked innocently."Nothing absolutely nothing.", I lied easily.  I cautiously looked at the clock and sure enough 30 mintues to Jinki's designated appointment.  I bit my upper lip, fuck.  I growled, "I'll get you later, but pass me that bag will you?" I said as I stood up and clenched my fingers on the hem of my shirt.  "And shut your eyes.  This", I gesture towards my body, "isn't rated G."He shrugged as he handed me my bag, covering his eyes with his hands.  "It doesn't really matter  I've seen your A cup tits, your flat ass, flabby thighs."I took my shirt off, rolling my eyes.  As if, I Have great boobs.  I slipped on my black minidress before taking off my sweat pants.  I held the black heels in my hand and the bag on my shoulder and slipped out the door, just as I was at the door I yelled "You can look now."Sorry for the short chapter.  ;~;.    Uh next chapter is rated.  Oh btw.  if you wanted any scenes with anybody just put it in the comments, because their will be some others she'll be escorting.