"A parody from Aesops Fables."The tale revolves around the diva-in-the-making shepherd, a raging SHINee (werewolf) fanboy, and an innocent mercenary. The parody still retains some of the original plot elements, albeit styled and spiced differently by the bat-sh#t crazy author. AUTHORS NOTEThis story is connected to my other parody story, Little Red Riding Jihoon. Please check it out!And if you dont know the reference for John, just search up "Seventeen Wifi John." xD ForewordABOUT AUTHOR(S): _Miss_Right_CATEGORY: OneshotWORD COUNT: 4,085 WordsGENRE(S): ParodyDISCLAIMERI am, in no way affiliated with Pledis Entertainment, SEVENTEEN, or Aesop (duh, Im not his descendant). I do not own anything except for the storyline, so plagiarism is not allowed and tolerated. I mean, who the fuck steal would this anyway xD