Is marriage meant to be toyed around with? Clearly not, but do people still do it? Yes they do, at least these two immature people do. Ones a player and ones a unintelligent loser, who falls in love first? Question is... will everything be the typical and so they ended up falling in love like every girls dreamLove isnt always easy."Im too sexy for you." quote Kim Jaejoong"My life simply revolves around his witty and shitty comebacks, yet they are offensive and clever sometimes." quote me. A story of an annoying jerk who wants to mess up this girls whole life, simply by marrying her.  ~Featuring the rest of DBSK + characters to be introduced~Rated- 14 minimal years of age (recommended), lots of swearing, sexual references (no smut) ForewordI didn’t have parents, I called myself Yoon Ka Eun. Since day one of my life I’ve been independent, slowly I became ambitionless. I didn’t even have a passion for anything, not enough money to go to university. I wish I was wealthy like those people in magazines, on TV, living a life of a princess. Bloody rich people, but then for some reason when I met you nothing mattered.Three years ago, you walked into my life, with a mysterious character.Three years ago,  you asked me how to turn on the stove.Three years ago,  you helped me to open up a cupcake and cookie shop because you liked eating those.Three years ago,  I argued with you a lot, we did not fall in love, I disliked your strange character but you helped me to run a delicious, sweet shop.Three years ago,  I never thanked you properly, I just bickerd with you.Three years ago,  you told me your name was Han Jaejoon.33 months ago, you disappeared.I still want to thank you, Han Jaejoon, whoever you are. Mysteriously, strange jerk. You could’ve at least given me your number, a photo, because I forget.All of a sudden, I want to be a wealthy princess again, and marry a beautiful handsome prince. This cup cake and cookie shop leaves perplex memories that I dislike, as well as his mysterious aura. There was no happily ever, there was no ‘And so the girl and the boy fell in love.’I didn’t like him, we were sometimes similar to water and oil, did not mix.Then one day, I did become a princess. I did become a wealthy daughter of a family, I can now learn new things, be more educated, and maybe marry a beautiful, charming prince.Then there was Kim Jaejoong.Gorgeous, arrogant bitch. Stupid personality, I don’t mix with him either. But, why oh why, do you remind me of Han Jaejoon?Extract:‘Ahn Sun Hee will you marry me?’ Jaejoong asks.‘NO, YOU JERK.’‘I just want to mess with your life, and possibly step into it again.’‘What? Piss off! Call me Ka Eun.. I’m not used to Sun Hee.’ He was never in my life before, how can he step into it again? ‘Ka Eun baby,’ he winks, ‘I want a wifey now! I’m telling my parents and your parents to make you marry me.’‘What the hell? Ew!’ I shriek. Hell no, I will not commit to this parasitic monster who contains a billion bacteria and germ cells that can proabably instantly kill me since hes so disgusting.  Also, does he have a life? He really wants to marry me? He hates me doesn’t he? Or maybe he dislikes me, as much as I dislike him. Marriage is when two people who love each other become committed to each other for the rest of their life. This guy has the strangest character… I swear.However... even though theres so much playing around, will it bring you two closer?  Are there any secrets that arent told? ©2012 coffeecakie* All rights reserved.Poster: I do not own any images used, credits to owners. Do not plagarise, do not repost story else where aside from this website.Please respect the author!Anything similar to other stories is purely co-incidental! I do not own Kim Jaejoong, but I wish I did.