“Smile!” the photographer said for the umpteenth time. “We don’t want to.” They said in unison. “For the love of god, just smile already! It’s your own damn wedding photo!” both of their mothers yelled at them, furious with their children’s attitude. But they didn’t budge from their decision and continued to put on a sulky face. “Fine! Just take the damn picture. Don’t blame me if your picture looks like pig’s shit!” the mothers had had enough of their antics, and angrily asked the scared photographer just to take the damn photos. He looked unsure, but he just gets ready with the equipment. “Smile.” He squeaked.