Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is weed and the boys are pretty, whoa-oh, take me down.HIGH SCHOOL AU.  Foreword Scenes from the life of a straight-but-hangs-out-with-too-many-gay-guys-adopted-by-a-gay-man-way-too-smart-for-his-own-good teenager. (Try saying that without taking a breath, I dare you.) Warnings: Language, a lot. And drug use. Sex. Whatever its there. Not yet, bu there will be. Brace yourselves.