Luhan and the Golden Egg
Luhan is a bunny, an Easter Bunny to be specific. Not the Easter Bunny, because there are many. But he is craving an Easter Bunny mate, and supposedly only a golden egg will point the way. Warnings: Yes, Easter Bunnies. Also eggs, man-sized geese, and so much bunny fluff you may choke. A bit of crack. ForewordHes not supposed to be looking for a mate... Hes supposed to be looking for the golden egg. Because the day he finds the golden egg, thatll be the day... the day his mate will appear to him, or find him, or wander into him, or trip him accidentally and theyll land in a cute heap of bunny ears and splattered Easter baskets and suddenly theyll know that they are destined for one another. And then itll be happily ever after and Luhan can get to work having lots of Easter Bunny babies who hell love and nurture along with his Easter Bunny mate so that they too can one day grow up and spread across the world delivering joy and candy to human children across the globe. The golden egg will sparkle and shine like its on fire from a million diamonds, and thats how hell know... that his mate is nearby... Easter 2015