When Park Moonyeon finds herself in need of a part-time job, being the bookkeeper of her university’s intramural host club made it into the same category as drug dealer, drug mule, and nude model. ForewordThis fic is dedicated to truthbetoldfor being the freshest kiddo this side of the Milky Wayand toTiff, who just lurks around AFF instead of making an account because shes stupid  I was bound and determined not to write two fics at once, but Ive also always been an advocator of multitasking, so here we goooo.This fic is basically going to be crack.Im not sorry.There will also be elements of fluff and romance, along with a fair amount of gallows humor.  Because gallows humor is my lifeblood.Also, for those of you who have read/watched Ouran High School Host Club:Dont expect this to mimic it.  Like at all.  OHSHC inspired it, but there wont be many parallels between this fic and the manga/anime.  Mostly because that would be plagiarism and super predictable, and also I would kind of like there to be an original plot what plot.ANOTHER THING OF GRAVE IMPORTANCE:This fic is not one in which all EXO members fall in love/like with the OC.  There wont even be a love triangle—and so help me God, there will certainly be no love tridecagons.  Its where I draw the line.  P.S.  The cute poster was made by taelighted out of the kindness of her heart!  ("haha emily here you go I made you five posters enjoy!")Its so stupidly cute omg.  Theres a little stapler and sticky notes!  And its very geometric and textured.  :)