"Be the leader of Exo-K," they said. "Itll be fun," they said. Up your butt, Lee Sooman. Youre not the one who has to check every closet in the apartment every morning before we leave because Baekhyun sleepwalks. And youre not the one who has to convince him that he hasnt been kidnapped, no, hes just an idiot who crawled into a closet. Ive never seen you check under Chanyeols bed for the boogey monster. Come to think of it, Ive never seen Chanyeol crawling into your room in the middle of the night because hes too scared to sleep by himself either. Do you know why Kyungsoos eyes are so big? Hes scared of his own shadow. Every light in every room of the apartment must be on, always.  Do you know what happens if a lightbulb goes out in his room? You dont want to know. Trust me. Do you know exactly the right brand underwear to get for Kai, because hes oh-so-picky about what covers his royal behind? Did you know that the brand he likes is available exclusively in Iceland? No, didnt think so. Has Sehun ever asked you to get his coffee? Do you know how he likes it? Pour rich Colombian ground coffee beans into the machine, use already hot water (mineral, of course), wait fifteen minutes, pour it back in, wait another fifteen minutes, add seventeen packets of sugar, add twelve of those little French Vanilla creamer things, stir it up really well, throw that all out, fill it with instant, give it to him. Why? Who the fuck knows why?  ForewordHi~! Welcome to A Day in The LifeThis is going to be a series written by Suho about living with the weirdos of Exo. Requests and suggestions are always accepted in the comments on this story, or in my Tumblr askbox! ^^ Please feel free to tell me what youd like, Ill be sure to take it into consideration!