This is basically a crack version of girly things Baekhyun, D.O, Lay, Luhan, Tao, and Xiumin have to go through, along with their boyfriends Chanyeol, the smiling idiot, Kai, the dumb idiot, Suho, the rich idiot, Sehun, the emotionless idiot, Kris, the weird idiot, and Chen, the trolling idiot. ForewordCharacters:Luhan: Claims not to be cute, but is the cutest out of EXO. Golden hair. Chinese. Petite. Very pretty/handsome. Is Sehuns boyfriend.Baekhyun: Obsessed with eyeliner, and uses Chanyeol as his model. Dark brown hair. Korean. Short. Very cute. Is Chanyeols boyfriend.Lay: Loves unicorns, and decorated everything with them. Light brown hair. Chinese. Medium height. Very sharp features. Is Suhos boyfriend.Tao: Practices wushu day and night, and uses it on Kris. Black hair. Chinese. Tall. Eyebags. Is Kris boyfriend.D.O.: Loves to cook nonstop, and is the chef of the house. Red hair. Korean. Short. Very adorable. Is Kais boyfriend.Xiumin: Is a chubby baozi that works overtime to kill his fat. Brown hair. Short. Very, very, very cute. Is Chens boyfriend.Sehun: Is an emotionless piece of shit, but does the best aegyo. Blonde hair. Korean. Fucking tall. Handsome. Is Luhans boyfriend.Chanyeol: Is a fucking happy virus that cant stop smiling. Brown. Korean. Fucking taller. Cute. Is Baekhyuns boyfriend.Suho: Is a rich ass mother fucker, and knows it. Dark brown hair. Korean. Medium height. Handsome. Is Lays boyfriend.Kris: Is a tall ass bitch face that is twin towers with Chanyeol. Blonde hair. Fucking tallest. Handsome. Is Taos boyfriend.Kai: Is a dumb ass that doesnt know how to work normally for shit. Brown hair. Tall. Handsome. Is D.O.s boyfriend.Chen: Is a trolling troll that loves to troll people all day, online, and in real life. Brown hair. Medium height. Handsome. Is Xiumins boyfriend.