Welcome to Kris Town The Gayborhood. Please enjoy your stay! Were sorry that we couldnt rent a house for you, were all out of space. This street only has room for a limited amount of gay. I hope you find the "H Bus", with tons of video and audio surveillance, to your liking! Here are some things you should know before entering this lovely TownREAD THIS IF YOU WANT OUR FANFIC TO MAKE THE LEAST BIT OF SENSE!-Kris is THE Supreme Overlord of The Gayborhood -Kris’ house is huge-He has his very own “mini”(its effing huge) house just for Ace-He has a boat(The beach is behind his house) named the S.S. Kris-He has a hammock (swag) -So does Tao, it’s just not as big-Kris lives across from Tao-They perv on each other when the other isnt looking.(telescopes man, telescopes) -Onew has a telescope too-It like mega big...-Purposefully made to perv on everybody in town(the telescope has x-ray vision)-It barely fits in his house(It’s more like a shack)-His house is like the size of Kris’ hammock-He use to have a chicken farm but all chickens disappeared(wonder what happened there...) -Suho(or should I say $uho) lives in the biggest house(besides Kris of course)-He shares it with Lay and Chen-Lay and Chen are pretty much f*ck-buddies so they share a room.-They stole the master bedroom but Suho doesn’t seem to mind -As long as they’re happy, Suho is happy-Suho also has a canoe (the ocean is behind his house as well just like Kris. #neighbors)  -Baekhyun lives next to Suho-His front lawn is fabulous-He always seems to come in second for best lawn in the neighborhood(Kris chooses himself as the winner every year even though his lawn looks like crap.) -Tao and Key always get 3th and 4th place in the best lawn competition.-Key and Jonghyun live next door to Tao-They have a hammock too.(JJong always naps on it) -Next door to them lives Kai and Taemin-Minho lives in a teepee in their front yard-“Why won’t you love me, Taemin?!” -Minho -The only household with children belongs to Luhan and Sehun-Sehun-Jr.(13) --inlove with Taemin---Lulu(18) --gets hit on by Kai way too much---Luhan-Jr. (10) --doesn’t talk a lot-Luhan and Sehun are the only married couple(Kai and Taemin are just dating and Chen and Lay are just... you know..) -The second to last house on Taos side, is lived in by Chanyeol and his 9 dogs-He has 8 dogs named Baekhyun and 1 named Kris.-He often tries to steal kyungsoo’s cat food from his house -Kyungsoo is the last house on the street next to Chanyeol-He has boobytraps set up all over his house because he’s scared a Chanyeol or another creeper might come in his house -Xiumin lives across from Kyungsoo and Chanyeol-He lives above his restaurant-The only food they offer is baozi-The only drink they offer is water with a baozi inside-The restaurant has a nice outside dining area too see the ocean as you enjoy your pork buns and ‘water’ JOBS:Suho: CEOKris: Owns the whole townLuhan: HousewifeSehun: Waiter at Xiumins restaurant Kai: ModelBaekhyun: Being fabulousChanyeol: N/A(Drugs maybe probably)Chen: N/AXiumin: Restaurant ownerKyungsoo: Restaurant workerTao: Local supermarket workerLay: singer at coffee shopOnew: Chicken farm Shack owner N/A ?Jonghyun: Coffee shop workerKey: Decorating everythingMinho: Stalking TaeminTaemin: Still in college ForewordKris: All aboard the H bus.Luhan: What does H stand for?Chanyeol: Crack!Kris:...no.... Baekhyun: Honest?Kris: Not quite...Lay: UNICORN?!Kris: That’s gayJonghyun: Happy?Kris: NopeXiumin: Baozi?Kris: Getting closer...Tao: Gucci.Kris: That doesn’t start with H....Chen: Neither did Unicorn, Baozi, or crack...Kris: Shut up Chen, no one likes a smartassChen: No one likes a dumbass either.D.O: Hippo~!Kris: Really closeTaemin: ‘Hello’?Kris: HiTaemin: .....Minho: HoneyKris: Super krisingly closeSuho: Krisingly? Sehun: HyperventilateKris: Why would I name my bus that....Onew: HenKris: Fuck noKai: Hot, holocaust?Kris: I’m at a loss for words... Key: Then what is it?Kris: Hoe! All:.......................Chanyeol: I was so close!