-You never tell, I never know-  ForewordA traffic jam when youre already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break Its like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife Its meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isnt it ironic...dont you think A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...-Alanis Morissette/Ironic- Another ONEW story  (´▽`)/Sorry if there are a lot of grammar mistakes -.- still english is not my first language.