Written for the Suholiday fic contest on LJLuhan is Sassy. Kris isn’t threatening. Suho is a sweet fucker. And Chen is just a snarky brat. That is all. ForewordChef Suho likes to have someone to cook for. Luhan calls it Suhos "peacocking", or his way of showing affection and attracting others. His boss, Kris, calls it a waste of money. Either way, Suho needs to find a way to curb his problem, and the new waiter just might be his solution.