A parody of chapter 1 from SweetStrawberryys fanfiction: Fan Mail ForewordMost of this story, the title, the characters identities and parts of the plot does not belong to me, and belongs to SweetStrawberryy, who is currently writing a fanfiction called Fan Mail and this is to be a parody of the first chapter :DTrust me. This wont tell out like the last one... no no, this time I WILL KILL THEM ALL >8DJokes. Like Im going to tell you what happens.And I have her permission to do this.~Check out the real story: Fan Mailcat xxx