We need more Infinite fics. We need more Hello Baby themed fics. Imma help this. Foreword What to do when you find a lost infant crawling around outside, and not even CPS has room to take the poor child in. Well, Infinites stuck with her. Lets see how this plays out. Expect cute and fluffy crack. *Fade in* Woollim Ent.s logo appears on the screen accompanied by mysterious background effects, "Pre-Debut: ‘You Are My Oppa’ - Infinite learns how to be gentle with young girls’ hearts. 2011: ‘Birth Of A Family’ - Infinite promotes the adoption of abandoned, innocent shelter dogs." *Fade out*"Infinite. Next project!"The screen pixelates and fades to a blurry image, which is gradually accompanied by the sound of a baby giggling. Slowly this image unblurs to reveal Baby Infi in her white fluffy doggie pajamas. Sunggyus plush hamsters (Hammy’s) bushy tail in her mouth. Noteworthy, theres small print on the bottom right of the screen, "Curtsey of Kim Myungsoo.""To tame the heart of a baby and practice childrearing. Infinite will compete for the affection of a Baby Infi!"*Explosion effects* (Because ya know Woollim gotta be dramatic). "This summer Woollim Entertainment and Child Protective Services collaborate to promote adoption and encourage fostering youths in need of love and care!"The teaser goes on to detail Baby Infis ambiguous orphan status. Adding, that upon completion of the shows four-month run Infi will officially be up for adoption. The screen shifts to a group shot of Infinite, "We are Infinite Daddies!" the members shout cheerfully in unison. In closing, a clip of Infi giggling while listening to E.X.I.D’s “Are You Hungry, ” is shown. The members watching her in stupefied awe.  Its Woogyu vs Yadong vs Myungyeol vs Jong x celebrity guests Disclaimer: Because, its obvious, I only own what I randomly scribble onto the page. Its my story. Im not sure how many chapters ill make it yet.  UPDATE: PART 2 of this fic is located here: "Infinite Daddies"  https://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1355242/infinite-daddies