Vixx take a one year break from their idol lives to rejuvinate and heal. There manager decides to send them to a country where they would least likely be recognised. A country with a red heart, clear blue coasts, where Vegemite sandwiches are a staple meal next to bangers n mash*. Gods country; Straya.**What sort of adventures will the members of Vixx have as they spend a whole year in the Land Down Under? Will they be able to live the aussie*** way of life?*Warning*May contain lots of swearing and adult content, complete randomness and possible mentions of drugs. Reader discretion advised! :) ForewordHello everyone~ ^^Happy New Year~~ (/^.^)/I litterally had this idea today as I was coming back home from the south coast.I wondered how Vixx would fair in Australia.And some of the things I imagined seemed hilarious so I decided to write them in a crack fic. XDPlease keep in mind that there will be some aussie jargon thrown in there quick a bit.So if any of you get confused, I may leave an asterix beside the word and explain it at the end of the respective chapter.Other than that, please enjoy~ ^^*Bangers n mash = sausages and mashed potato** Straya = Australia *** Aussie = Australian person