The Daily Life of a Narcissist
The Narcissists POV What the. You really have to call me that Ms Author-nim ? Augh. Anyways. Let me introduce myself. Im Lee Haneul. And yes, Im "The Narcissist".People always tell me thats Im so cute and pretty and blah blah. But for me ? Dude, Im the fvckin beauty queen of the world. and I freakin love Hello Kitty cause shes fluffy like me. Yes, fluffy. Not fat fluffy. But cute fluffy. Please, get the facts straight. Anyways, I love to study myself on my cute Hello Kitty mirror.I loooooove reading and cooking. Hmmm. Lets see.. Ah, Im pretty smart too. Yep, I have the beauty and the brain. And even though Im a narcissist,that doesnt mean I ONLY care for myself. In fact, Im too caring to my friends that they call me their "umma" and that theyre my children. Well, speaking of friends.. Let me introduce you to the *handsome* crazy bastards.. CHEN - real names Kim Jongdae. Hes my childhood friend and my bestest friend. Hes a troll. A damn prankster. We know each other from head to foot. Our likes and dislikes. Our daily habits. Our favourites. Our hobbies. Everything. When we met our other friends, they actually thought Chens my boyfriend because of how close we are to each other. The skinship, the sleepovers, or the fact that I care for him almost as I care for myself.The truth is, I was inlove with him a long time ago. When we were in Highschool. Was. Were. Yep, past.Why ? Well, thats because maybe I love him more as my bestfriend :) Chaerin - my one and only girl best friend. the only girl I trust (2nd to my mother). Of course, even though Im still closer to Chen. There are some things that I cant reveal to him. Things that I can only reveal to Chaerin. I can talk to her about everything. Absolutely everything. Every little detail.Oh, and she lives with me. Her parents are working out of the country so I asked her to move in with me. Her parents gave permission of course. They dont want their "little angel" to live alone and lonely. Pffft. Seriously. If only her parents know that shes the baddest female in our university. KEY - real names Kim Kibum. Hes one of my closest friends since I dunno when. And if Im the beauty queen, hes the Diva. Hes like my long lost twin brother.He hates it when Im engrossed in taking care of my friends. But instead of scolding me, he just takes care of me. He can be overprotective over me, too.But I dont mind. Though his nagging can be really annoying sometimes. But hey, Key is key, right ? Eunhyuk - real names Lee Hyukjae. Hes my big brother in the group. No, were not blood-related. Hes my oppa because Im the only one who he cares about. Hes also my neighbor. Which is why he grew fond of me and started treating me like a lil sister. He also drives aways my unwanted suitors.All in all, hes my *sexy* guardian. :) Jonghyun and Jinki - Another Kims. Nope, theyre not blood-related. Theyre step-brothers. Jonghyun is Keys bestfriend. Hes also Chens partner in singing.Sometimes, Jinki will even join them. The three have the most angelic voice. Its so mezmerizing and heavenly. Like chocolate. Lol. Baekhyun and Chanyeol - Or so what I like to call Baekyeol :) these two are close friends of mine. And I call them Baekyeol, cause yes, theyre a couple. Theyre practically glued to each other. Theyre also the life of the group. Chanyeol is Chens partner-in-crime when it comes to pranks. Baekhyun is similar to Key. A Diva. And never mess with his eyeliner. Seriously. Aint kidding man. Things can get messy when you do. Oh well, youll know more laater in the story so Ill stop here. Author-nim ? Take it away ~ ForewordMy first story. Please bear with me. I apologize for any mistakes. The story is about a certain someone in my life whos really special to me. So I decided to make it a story. But of course I added and changed some situations and moments to make the story interesting for you my dear readers. :) NOTE:The story contains a lot of swearing.