Jimin hates how weird and nosy his friends are. Seriously. What right did they have in saying he "needed to get out more" or "how are you suppose to find a boyfriend if you never look"? It wasnt any of their business, dammit! And, why-oh-freakin-why! did Taehyung think a 60-Second-Flash-Dating in a small hole-in-the-wall cafe was a good idea?! Why?! ForewordSo yeah. eHarmony commercials are apparently inspiring me to write Yoonmin. Whoda thunk? Hints of Taekook-nothing to yaknow there just like background noise and what-not.