My Wonderfully Annoying Life with Super Junior
Hey, Im Skylar Kim. Some people call me Sky and I prefer it that way.Im a smart, shop-a-holic, sarcastic twenty-five year old girl living in America. But, due to some idiotic genes and unfortunate sex circumstances on my parents part, its not like that in Korea.You see, my younger brother is Kim Ryeowook of Super Junior.The one who is super un-athletic, the one who is a super amazing cook, the one who superbly inspired fans to lose weight, the one who superbly calls himself the Eternal Maknae. Yes, yes. That Kim Ryeowook.I havent seen or heard from that kid since he was seven and I was nine. He stayed in Korea and I moved to America. Why did I move to America?Well, because one, for some stupid reason, I, Skylar Kim, was gifted cursed with the stupid phenomenon, photographic memory. Yeah, thats right. I called you stupid, you stupid photographic memory. You and I wont ever forget this. Why? BECAUSE OF YOU. Ahem. Well, anyhoo, because of it, I started memorizing everything. EVERYTHING. I learned English in half a year. Yes, HALF A YEAR. Dont even make me tell you all the OTHER languages and disturbing lovely things Ive memorized. Need I tell you that we are everlasting enemies? I hate it and it hates me. Its simple, really.Two, he wanted to stay in Korea, so he stayed with my aunt. Boy, were my parents mad at him. But, now look at him. Hes a singer and so busy with his life, he cant contact us. Either that or he keeps changing his phone number whenever we do try to contact him.And finally, three. I hated Korea so I didnt want to stay there. I still hate it. It smells like sewer, its a very small country its not a country at all. Its half of a country, and the drivers there are crazy. Hey, the list can go on and on, but, whatever.Some of you are probably screaming your heads off like the little fan girls you are.Oh my gosh. Ryeowook. Hes so cute~Well, shut up. I dislike him with a passion because of his career.What? Why do you hate our Wookie?Because of his lame-o career. He cant contact us, hes probably sleep deprived, hes probably feeding G o d knows how many people! Also, did I say I hate him? No. I said I dislike him with a passion. Theres a difference. Plus, hes not yours. Hes MINE.Okay, fine. I miss him. I love him. But, under no circumstances what-so-ever, have I forgiven him for staying in Korea and not moving to America with us.And, now, once again, due to some unfortunate circumstances on -guess who?- my parents part, I am moving in with my younger brother.Interested in my story? Then you better continue reading My Wonderfully Annoying Life with Super Junior. ForewordO l l o h, everybody.If you cant tell already, this story is a sub-sub sequel of Living with famous idiots!’,No other than these famous idiots! and The Emotional Roller Coaster I Call Life With Super Junior from sujudork602 and BamxAngiee. If you havent read those, dont read this and read them. They are simply a m a z i n g.And, well, I wanted to write one because, well... I L O V E T H E M! 8DCall me a fan girl if you want, because, well... I A M! 8DCan you blame me? -No, you cannot.Why not? -Because their stories are pure b l i s s and I always s m i l e whenever I read them. Thats why. D: