Joonmyun doesnt use dating apps, but his sons do. ForewordThere was a time when afternoons meant leisure and relaxation.A time before collegeThere was a time when evenings meant staying up late, drin...

Its not a phase; Baekhyun genuinely does not like people. Especially preppy jock people with excessive height and wide smiles that show off gums. Theyre the worst. Foreword"So will you go to the mall...

Chanyeol finds a man sleeping on his balcony and has questions. One: How did he get there? Two: Could he have anything to do with the death of his neighbor? Foreword“Ive adopted the man from my balco...

Minseoks mortified to realize that the cat he pet and fawned over wasnt just a figment of his drunken imagination but rather the very friendly daemon of his very friendly—and mysterious—new neighbor....

Looking back, Joonmyun wouldnt have changed anything. ForewordAt work, Zitaos all glitz and glamour and looked every bit the haughty pageant king, but hes little more than a lapcat at home. The ribbo...

Yixiaos routine is taking a toll. Shes tired of being tired. Its time for a change.  warnings: mental distress, implied mental illnessWritten for the girl EXO exchange on LJ. Joonmyuns occupation and...

Jongdae is tired of Chanmis crush.  Part of an AU idea in which Jongdae and Chanmi (femChanyeol) have a crush on the same girl who only seems unattainable. Foreword"What am I supposed to do‽ Walk up ...

Baekhyun’s at it again. It’s the same every year, but it’s the worst in February. Something about a highly commercialized holiday and discounted candy brings out the sleaze in him. Jongdae is used to...

University jock Kim Jongin appears really put-together, but Sehun has to change his opinion when Jongin drunkenly breaks into his dorm to prank his ex. Put-together or not, Jongins actually really cu...

If it was a drama, meeting Jongin in the snow would lead to sweeping camera angles, glittering snow, and a heel-popping kiss. Its not a drama, though, and Kyungsoo is closer to punching Jongin than k...

Weekends are perfect for torturing the chaperon on your zoo date. Foreword"No one told you to come with us," Yoona points out with her arms across her chest. "You couldve gone with Jin and Namjik." Y...

After losing his best friend Jongin, Baekhyun falls in a deep sleep from grief and enters another world where he and Jongin are married. Foreword“Did you sleep well?”“I guess so.” He feels awake, for...

Zitao moves to Korea for school and a fresh start. He meets a man who makes the future something to look forward to. Foreword“Hey. Are you asleep over there?”Zitao turned his head to look at the othe...

Jongae doesnt ask questions right away when her best friend knocks on her window with a split lip, bruised cheek, and bright grin. (fem!B.A.P) Youngjae = EunjaeJongup = JongaeJunhong = Bunhong Forewo...

All good things have to come to an end, and Baekhyun knows Jongin has to leave someday. Hes a middleman, a stepping stone to reintegrate survivors into society. The family deserves closure and to be ...

Sehun he decides he doesnt like Jongin at all, but Jongin completely ruins that resolve. ForewordFor some reason, his teacher and legal guardian, steward to the king before his untimely death, feels ...

Sometimes sex is just that good. ForewordKris smacked his ass when he walked passed. “Good game. Hit the showers."Tao jumped a little but recovered enough to throw a coy look over his shoulder from t...

Chanyeol firmly believes that humans’ forelegs are short to allow them to pet dogs, so why do they keep ignoring him? ForewordThe dog park they often walk to has chain link fence around its perimeter...

Chanyeol writes notes on himself, so he doesnt forget stuff. Jongin doodles on himself, so he doesnt vibrate out of his restless skin. ForewordJongin has a theory about his identifying feature.Whatev...

Sehun gets a night before leaving only with memories.  This was written for a prompt on the EXO prompt meme. Title influence was BIGBANGs Tonight. I liked the sound of the quote, moreso when I found ...

Baekhyuns a reluctant bride.  Written for a prompt on the exopromptmeme. The title comes from an idiom meaning the person who dream of dying will be married soon. No clue who thought that made sense,...

Chanyeol just wanted to be a Good Samaritan. Not all good deeds pay off. ForewordThe stranger shifts weakly, looping his arms around Chanyeols neck and shivering.Chanyeol carefully waddles to his umb...

Dragons may have the capacity for viciousness, but they sure dont act like it. ForewordA high sound buzzes in the air, drawing Yixing’s attention away from the stars and to a moving blot of black aga...

Minseoll always have Yixiao.femmEXO bingo FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Foreword"Ill kiss you as often as you want. Im not Lu Han, though.""You dont need to be anyone but you." Minseo ran her fingers through...

Minseok leaves Jongdae and Baekhyun alone for a week (not even), praying his house will still be standing and that there will be no corpses once he returns. (It is, and there arent) ForewordMinseok i...

Taehyung may be a tiger, but hes just a soft pussy cat at heart, and that softness prevents him from even talking to his longtime crush. ForewordThis is moderately embarrassing.Moderately because Tae...

“Our final project is coming up. You will be doing it in pairs, which I will assign.” Lovely. Sehun spaces out until he hears his name—“Oh Sehun with Kim Jongin.”—and then panics. ForewordKim Jongin,...

Climbing trees, holding hands, and making friends. ForewordJongin frowned at the boy. From his own limited experience, climbing was easy. His dad had to use a ladder to get him down, though.“Are you ...

Rather than love, Minseok will run. ForewordA hopeful voice, forced into the furthest corners where the only option is punishment, suggests that maybe he should tell them his feelings; things could g...

Jongdae feels justified in punishing Baekhyun a little bit when hes ignored in favour of a kitten. Foreword"Jongdae-yah," Baekhyun sing-songs. "I have a surprise!"Jongdae peers around the corner, cur...

The riot began with a heated face-off and a firebomb and ended with kisses. ForewordYoungjaes groan cut off in a cough, and he spat out another gob of blood, pushing it from his teeth to his lips wit...